‘Love to party’ ‘ready to find a man to chill on the sofa with’ ‘2 kids’

Intersectional-Sofa · 2018-10-12T22:22:33+00:00

Not looking for a 1 night stand

And I ain’t looking for diarrhea but here I am at Taco Bell knowing that’s damn well what I’m gonna end up with.

stephcurryftw · 2018-10-12T22:07:31+00:00

"I've fucked enough Chads during my party phase and spawned 2 kids with them, now I want to find a loser step dad to raise my kids and get no sex from me, while I still go out with my party friends, some of whom are also the Chads I used to and will continue to sleep with. If you have a problem with all of this then fuck off. I'm a strong independent woman, loyal to a fault, and I don't take shit or settle for losers. "

Delita_Wasnt_Wrong · 2018-10-12T23:22:21+00:00

Addicted to tattoos = low impulse control.

hello_fellow_whitey · 2018-10-12T23:05:52+00:00

don't judge a book by its cover

If you know the cover is shit why print it?

BewareTheOldMan · 2018-10-13T00:44:41+00:00

"Don't judge a book by its cover!"

Age 34, 2 x kids, divorced or more likely never-married, loves to party, loves tattoos, and "avoids" one-night stands with Nice Guys but is ALWAYS ready for Chad.

Too late - I'm judging. Smart guys ALWAYS judge a woman's past and current behavior.

ButtsMacGillacuty · 2018-10-12T22:00:00+00:00

I'm not brave enough to go on Tinder. But what percentage of women on there stating they're looking for an LTR on a platform made for hookups.

[deleted] · 2018-10-13T01:46:55+00:00

I'm a bit confused with Nikki's picture angles...

NotLuceBree · 2018-10-13T10:41:16+00:00

This is an amazing profile:

Typical Leo.... Loud, confident, fun to be around.

In your opinion.

We are wise enough to know this means you're obnoxious, arrogant, and you think you're more awesome than you really are (if you're so much fun, why are you single?).

Always tells the truth and rarely mince my words.

The "truth" for you is actually whatever you feel in that particular moment, and you're a mouthy, disrespectful bitch.

And for some reason you think that's an asset.

Very loyal and a workaholic.

Counterintuitive. More likely to cheat with a co-worker.

Also if you're always at work, how do you have time for a relationship?

I have an amazing group of friends who I love to party with but I'm looking for a man to chill on the sofa with.

This one's a beauty.

Your friends are likely as obnoxious and miserable as you are. You're a heavy drinker with little respect for your body, and you've likely gone on any number of booze-fueled "adventures" with strange men.

But you're done being "adventurous", and you're ready to be lazy and get fat with the boring, nice, dependable sucker that you'll eventually cheat on.

Addicted to tattoos and have a couple of piercings; don't judge a book by its cover!

Too late. And you know it, which is why you hope we look past the fact that when you're old you're going to look extra hideous. And ridiculous.

I don't take myself too seriously and laughter is definately the key.

*definitely

I'm not looking for a 1 night stand. I've got 2 kids so if that's not for you hit ❌

I did not see that coming, based on everything that came before. You tried to tack this very important fact onto the END of the profile, as an afterthought.

In summary: this woman is a bitchy, mouthy, arrogant alcoholic who somehow works all the time, is a party-girl, yet raises her TWO children. She claims she's loyal, but based on her own description of her lifestyle she isn't even loyal to her own children, whom she conveniently failed to mention until after listing all the reasons she should not be a parent. There's no indication of what she would add to a relationship, aside from a bunch of problems and the product of probably two others guys' balls.

Woman you're a fucking trainwreck, and I mourn for your children.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-10-13T00:51:36+00:00

Jeeze, what a train wreck.

Westernhagen · 2018-10-13T01:41:17+00:00

I can't even tell what part of her body that is with the bird wing tat.

otakuzod · 2018-10-13T07:11:25+00:00

I think I'd call this particular book "A Series Of Unfortunate Events."

animalmother2017 · 2018-10-13T07:30:30+00:00

I must say I’m quite surprised and moderately impressed that her spelling and grammar appear to be good. She even nailed the colon. She’s a total train wreck but she can properly form sentences so I guess she’s got that going for her.

shetoldmeto80 · 2018-10-13T09:24:21+00:00

I can't figure out what part of her anatomy this is. probably her pregnant belly

Adamn27 · 2018-10-13T09:48:57+00:00

Typical Leo

Is there any research about why women think celestial objects determines their personality, future, and love life?

It's an honest question. I'm genuinely curious.

SidgeBlueCollars · 2018-10-15T14:49:54+00:00

I read these now as cheesy infomercial type advertisements. Info that seems to good to be true is thrown at you, and then it all makes sense with the last sentence.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-10-15T19:52:38+00:00

I've got 2 kids

X

hillbilly_mgtow · 2018-10-16T19:45:53+00:00

Her second Sentence was a lie

SidgeBlueCollars · 2018-10-16T19:52:22+00:00

She's an operations manager? Are you in Canada? Do they have affirmative action there?

Title	‘Love to party’ ‘ready to find a man to chill on the sofa with’ ‘2 kids’
Author	SidgeBlueCollars
Upvotes	107
Comments	49
Date	October 12, 2018 9:30 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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