32 year old woman was going to have a baby with her imprisoned boy friend. But now she says she is tired of criminals and want a good man.

moorekom · 2018-10-09T13:48:58+00:00

Lauren Goodger: English "television personality", glamour model, beautician, media personality and columnist.

Translation: Instathot with a little talent for something other than taking off her clothes parlays said talent into hosting TV shows and writing.

From the photos of her hot felon Joey Morrison (same initials as our own American hot felon Jeremy Meeks,) I can see why she dated him. He's good looking, he's "fun", he can get good drugs, and other chicks want him.

But hey, she's 32 now, and time for her to ~~find a simp to mooch off of before her fake tits start sagging and her ovaries dessicate~~ get serious about life and find a "life partner".

empatheticapathetic · 2018-10-09T13:49:39+00:00

Btw, 3 days ago she wanted to become a lesbian. According to the same publication.

TheYekke · 2018-10-09T13:38:05+00:00

Alpha Widow ²

Platinum247365 · 2018-10-09T14:02:26+00:00

She must have thought it would CHANGE him... to have sex with him and give him a baby.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-10-09T15:10:44+00:00

Whenever I hear "I'm tired of criminals", I hear in my head, "I'm tired from fucking them, like literally they tire me out"

I assume the vast majority of men don't want to hear about how the prison ran train on you, and seeing as how you're about to produce a prisoner's child, it will be a constant reminder to any man stupid enough to waste his time on you

HydrophobicLifeguard · 2018-10-09T15:42:48+00:00

>He'd been contacting other women from his prison cell

>"They all love me but they become obsessive"... what 'hurt the most' was that they'd been planning to have a baby

>" He says some girls love it, like they can't get enough of him being in prison. "

> After meeting over the phone while he was in prison, Lauren had a two-year on-off romance with convict Joey Morrisson

Can you even imagine living with this level of cognitive dissonance?

"I don't like gangsters and never have! Just because I met a career criminal in prison and waited for him to get out of prison to have his baby doesn't mean I'm obsessed! He's obsessed with me! Even if he was hitting on other women too, I had to cut him off because he's so obsessed with me!"

askmrcia · 2018-10-09T16:09:20+00:00

Lord have mercy. I swear this sub will never run out material. Just when I thought I've seen it all.

Then she wants Channing Tatum. Lol as if he can't do any better.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-10-09T16:01:14+00:00

So she met this guy when he was in fricken prison, and in her mind she thinks "Yeah, this guy is the one I want to have a child with." And it took her two years to figure out that this might be a bad idea?

She looks like the type of woman who has been coasting on her looks her whole life. And she probably has been doing exactly that, as she has not demonstrated that she would have done well if she had to rely on her brain alone. I foresee a trainwreck of a life in her future as she ages and loses the only thing she had going for her.

Brickles09 · 2018-10-09T20:06:15+00:00

“Lauren dated Joey for two years after 'meeting' him when she picked up the phone at his sister's house while he was calling from prison.”

Chad can get woman even from jail. Another blackpill.

[deleted] · 2018-10-09T16:47:27+00:00

For those of you who don't know what "TOWIE" is, consider yourselves fortunate.

[deleted] · 2018-10-09T21:02:25+00:00

Women aren't stupid. They know exactly what they're getting into when they consort with criminals. What she's really saying is she's tired trying to convert sexy bad boys with the power of her...something...women like this are a car crash, if she got involved with a genuine nice guy she would eventually dump his arse because he's 'boring'.

vagrantchemist · 2018-10-09T20:01:59+00:00

I love the fact the guys are using women for status now. What did women expect? They wanted all the jobs and status, money. Now they have it and realize men will use them too? Well when you turn the tables, the tables get turned sweetheart. Get used to male golddiggers and mgtow.

Cissnowflake · 2018-10-10T00:50:48+00:00

So now it’s time to “make better choices.”

So before, it was time to make bad choices.

This is not okay

[deleted] · 2018-10-10T19:20:08+00:00

More evidence we’ve hit that threshold of decadence that no country has ever recovered from. When the shit really hits the fan who on earth is going to be willing to die protecting a degenerate society where a criminal can run a harem from behind bars?

Guncriminal · 2018-10-13T01:45:19+00:00

Just curious: Is there anyone in TOWIE who falls on the right hand side of the bell curve?

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-11-01T20:43:46+00:00

After women were unironically attracted to a bonafide terrorist, I expect nothing less from them.

isabellatjandra · 2018-10-09T17:31:42+00:00

yeah us, women, are crazy.

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