Four kids and I gotta take all they bad asses to ShowBiz? Okay, get your kids, but then they got their friends

no_its_a_subaru · 2018-08-14T21:38:53+00:00

It's funny because she realizes her SMV has plummeted after 4 kids. So she'll negotiate on height.

She still wants you to fund those 4 kids and her though. She's just a bit more devious than your average thot.

escalover · 2018-08-15T00:49:56+00:00

So even if you were cuck enough for this, she works weekends... which means you won't see her during the week while you're at work and she's home ~~relaxing~~ doing "the most difficult job in the world, and when you get a weekend she's at work and you're just a glorified babysitter while all your friends are out having fun.

2018-08-15T01:13:14+00:00

/u/LewisCross made this post before the last profile had to be reposted here. It was too good to go to waste.

This is one of those "read between the lines" profiles.

Weird hairstyle. An attempt to look younger, be "cool", appeal to younger men. She looks young; but she's not 19. Also says rebel/nonconformist: "I'm my own person, no one tells me what to do, I don't do anything for no maaaayyyyunn."

She's 32. Her oldest is a son who looks to be at least 11. So knocked up at 19-20, a mom at 21.

Has 4 kids. That's an enormously expensive burden on any family, much less a single/divorced mom. Either (a) she was married to her kids' father and they divorced for one reason or another; or (b) she never married her kids' dad(s). Either way it indicates someone who can't make relationships work, doesn't put much of a premium on them, or picks shitty men.

It's one thing to pick shitty men to date/have sex with. It's quite another to pick shitty men to procreate with. The latter shows poor judgment and very poor planning. Women have no excuse now. The dumbest, poorest women can get hormonal birth control in either pills or shots. Even your dumbest woman can remember to take a pill every single day at the same time. Even your dumbest woman knows having sex means possible pregnancy. Even dumb, poor women can take reasonable precautions against unplanned pregnancy.

"I'm a sarcastic homebody."

Translation:

I'm a megabitch who hangs around the house a lot.

She thinks sarcasm presents as intelligent, sassy, brassy and interesting. It doesn't and it isn't. It's bitchy, mean spirited, rude, and offputting. Just about the most unattractive, unappealing personality trait a woman can display is sarcasm and snark.

Ladies - don't do it. Snark doesn't make you look intelligent. It just makes you look like a bitch. We don't want sassy in-your-face women. We want women who are nice to us and aren't constantly up in our shit about this or that.

"I have four children who are my world."

It's like a cliché. They all say this. "My world" and "my life". How do you make time for dating?

"I'm a nurse and I work weekends."

I meet and have had sex with lots of physicians with a lot of money and hard bodies. I can't work any time other than weekends because I need to be there for the kids.

"I love what I do and only having to do it 2 days a week!"

Sometimes I think people don't understand their own contradictions. If you love what you do , why don't you want to do it all the time?

"I'm 5'9" but short guys don't bother me if you've got a good personality."

I'm desperate. I've fucked my way through the entire hospital staff. I really need a beta provider and even if you're short, i'll deal with it. But you better stand up for yourself and not take shit from me, or i'll walk all over you.

"My Anthem: Bad at Love"

Which is why I'm here.

Overkillengine · 2018-08-15T02:21:26+00:00

This kind of woman is far more dangerous than the usual smoking wreck profiles that get posted for one reason:

She's self aware enough to try to not overtly mention her flaws and mistakes in an attempt to explain them away. (You know, the usual lines about abusive relationships, men are jerks, looking for "the one" after a string of Mr. Wrongs, etc) She is basically an ethanol fire instead of a gasoline fire. Not as obvious, but will still burn your ass.

/Ackbar

4 kids and 30+ means there is a fuckton of baggage from her past failures waiting to go off like a bouncing betty primed to separate your body from your wallet.

2018-08-15T01:09:49+00:00

Everyone said I couldn't have a job and raise kids full time, but guess what I did!

I love not having to work hard!

Short guys don't bother me, but shallow pockets do!

kyledontcare · 2018-08-15T02:22:37+00:00

Did you ever wonder what happened to the guy who paid for/is paying for the house you see in the photos? Wanna bet she initiated the divorce and got the house, kids, car and cash and prizes in the divorce?

Seca2Bro · 2018-08-14T21:08:42+00:00

There's a lot worse on this sub. She's not really making any demands. Definitely not worth an LTR by any means but isn't pulling an Alyssa for one date. She's not asking for a good man/real man and she's cool with non Chad height men. Incels sign up.

2018-08-14T20:56:27+00:00

Don't forget about Bébé's kids.

RudeCompany · 2018-08-15T02:49:48+00:00

First three pics are close-cropped face shots and the fourth one shows us exactly why. She was probably hot as hell back in the day but time (and food) hasn't been kind.

2018-08-15T07:06:36+00:00

She's OK with short guys if they have a tall wallet.
It has to be ~ 4 kids tall though.

And she's only OK with "short guys" on paper.

In practice, she'll dump the 5'11" guy on the 3rd date when the height difference between him and the 6'2"+ guys she used to fuck really hits her.

ransay3277 · 2018-08-15T01:44:11+00:00

Her anthem is "bad at love". All you need to read. But on the other hand... I bet she is "good at head".

Seca2Bro · 2018-08-14T22:58:27+00:00

What the fuck is a homebody

ebaymasochist · 2018-08-15T15:16:39+00:00

short guys don't bother her if you have a good personality? so a short bad personality guy is all good?

DTreatz · 2018-08-15T20:19:22+00:00

such a fkin meme lmao

"my children are my worldddddddddddddddd"

I get a good laugh every time I see that now.

miamiedge · 2018-08-18T03:23:03+00:00

1) move into the house her ex-husband pays for post-divorce

2) tell his shared-custody ass to come take the kids (babysit) while you bone his wife

3) tell him he needs to up the alimony because bae (and your dick) want a boob job done

Title	Four kids and I gotta take all they bad asses to ShowBiz? Okay, get your kids, but then they got their friends
Author	WhyNotARobot
Upvotes	60
Comments	49
Date	August 14, 2018 8:44 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/97c092/four_kids_and_i_gotta_take_all_they_bad_asses_to/
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