[35F] "Where the hell is my polar opposite? I need Chad to come sweep me off my feet and prance me around town before I'm overcooked and invisible."

TANQspray · 2018-03-19T05:02:50+00:00

If she has to say she’s not fat. Then she’s fat.

TEMystic · 2018-03-19T11:40:22+00:00

The only guy that's going to want to show off an obnoxious, chubby 35 year old is a divorced 50+ year old who's trying to make his more obnoxious, chubbier older ex wife jealous.

HodlingSteady · 2018-03-19T04:17:26+00:00

I counted 17 demands in there from the 35 year old, curvy but not fat & tatted, currently "separated" woman. Yes, she couldn't even wait for the divorce to finalize before getting on Craig's list to find Mr. Right? Has there ever been a single decent person on a Craig's list personal ad!?

Philhelm · 2018-03-19T22:02:25+00:00

Really, what are the odds of finding a man who is:

28-40;
Attractive;
Has no children;
Doesn't drink;
Likes to text throughout the day;
TALL!!;
Muscular;
Tattooed; AND
Who is interested in a 35-year-old woman who is short, "curvy," and tattooed?

I'd rather be tasked with finding a unicorn-mounted Leprechaun with the Holy Grail.

rotten_person · 2018-03-19T04:44:17+00:00

She's looking for a gay man.

TitySuker · 2018-03-19T18:57:49+00:00

"I'm waitin fellas"

Ahahahaah

AllahHatesFags · 2018-03-19T14:40:51+00:00

I'd be really surprised if her BMI is less than 35.

wathon2 · 2018-03-20T04:03:02+00:00

If everything she claimed to be is true, then I find it hard to believe that she couldn't find a good man for the past 20years.

MauveSuitCrotchet · 2018-03-20T06:01:21+00:00

This is an extremely small minority of women, granted, but how do they still have no inkling of what might be wrong? What, you think a man who spent years accumulating those traits and that life would blow it all on you? Not to mention, the traits which form the bulk of her requirements make it clear the caliber of woman such a man would be expected to endure in return: 'Love a sexy man in a truck...love muscles and tatts... smells amazing, short hair, TALL!' I wonder, did the man she separated from not have enough sizzle? Or did his depleted bank account force him to finally come to terms with the fact--more dishearteningly obvious than the bulges around his wife's middle--that what she values in a man hasn't changed since sixteen? Here, just name your criteria, and we'll customize a man for you, and have 'im ready so you can pick him up with that extra-hot chocolate-fuckbomb-syrup no whip half-caff strawberry-blonde latte you like so much.

stupidonparade · 2018-03-21T11:57:54+00:00

I admit. I’m a bit of a princess :)

Carsinogenic · 2018-03-21T22:26:41+00:00

"Curvy - but not fat" = delusional.

Title	[35F] "Where the hell is my polar opposite? I need Chad to come sweep me off my feet and prance me around town before I'm overcooked and invisible."
Author	where_muh_good_mens1
Upvotes	55
Comments	21
Date	March 19, 2018 4:01 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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