What’s the wittiest thing you said to a plate when she shit tested you

BustaSlug · 2020-03-10T08:37:56+00:00

Things work better when you quit trying to be so witty all the time. Some of you sound like a walking “101 best first-date jokes” book with your canned one liners.

KirthWGersen · 2020-03-10T10:45:45+00:00

Her - Men can't multitask.

Me - Well, I can fuck you while thinking of your sister at the same time ...

You might want to duck after that one ...

BusterVadge · 2020-03-10T14:14:32+00:00

Her - "How many girls have you used that same line on?"

Me - "You mean today? Or over all?"

frognads · 2020-03-10T10:04:51+00:00

Any one of Dice's nursery rhymes should do it!

RunawayGrain · 2020-03-10T16:40:47+00:00

In high school before I got in good shape:

Crazy ex: You have tits!

Me: What's the matter, you jealous?

Title	What’s the wittiest thing you said to a plate when she shit tested you
Author	Lunchabel97
Upvotes	1
Comments	6
Date	March 10, 2020 6:38 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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