"Help my 38 year old friend, single mom of 4, win a contest. She could use the money." Surprisingly, she didn't lose her shit when it was pointed out that at 38 with 4 kids, her friend is toast in the dating market and should've made better life choices.

divorcedbp · 2020-03-21T02:09:42+00:00

4 kids by 3 dads
never married
wants to win a cover shoot for “inked” magazine

Wife material!

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-21T02:42:05+00:00

sad thing is I guarantee you not a nickel of that $25000 would go to her kids.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-03-21T02:07:21+00:00

Where's Dad?

Fatality!

mustangfrank · 2020-03-21T02:57:14+00:00

It's like she almost makes it there: 4 kids, three different dads, but doesn't quite get why that's wrong and makes her friend horrible at life decisions.

She's like: "yes, my friend has 4 kids, 3 of different dads, never been married to any of them...what's your point?

loneliness-inc · 2020-03-21T01:44:49+00:00

Nice Carol-By-Proxy find u/SoakMyBigCork! Notice how she shills for her friend all because she is a single mother. She has no qualities beyond her status. That is what they are selling, dependency! And you are supposed to enjoy the fact that they privilege you into their little cloistered off circle jerk, how you are graced to spend your time and resources to get this strong independent mother of 4 just down on her luck from the big bad abusive patriarchy that put them there.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-21T03:13:12+00:00

Good thing --- She likes bareback.

Bad thing --- She likes bareback.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-21T08:49:38+00:00

It really pisses me off how so many people have bastardized "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." [emphasis added].

Christ wasn't saying you can't judge at all. That would be stupid. He was saying that you'd better be ready to be held to the same standards by which you judge others.

I bet that same woman telling OP not to judge her whore friend (WHO-ARE friend, for those of you from Joisey), would judge the living shit out of some high school dropout who lived in his parents' basement and spent his days playing video games.

mustangfrank · 2020-03-21T04:41:44+00:00

38, 4 kids with 3 different men, covered with tattoos. Where is the fabulous Prince Bailmeout the fourth?

TwelfthCycle · 2020-03-21T07:25:27+00:00

She's a little keg of dynamite?

So just a hint of a spark and she'll blow?

MattyK414 · 2020-03-21T05:56:22+00:00

That's the part that often gets overlooked: The vast majority of these pregnancies didn't even have a whisper of "marriage" being on the table.

mustangfrank · 2020-03-21T05:57:26+00:00

She's a single mom of 4 kids

Sorry, I've got no more fucks to give today.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-03-21T07:40:58+00:00

"Don't judge" - for the love of god please don't hold her accountable for actions, Like you would with a grown up.

We need a shitload more judging not less.

jacketguy · 2020-03-21T12:55:59+00:00

the crazy part is she doesnt need money she has wic and food stamps and subsidized rent and child support and a job

i know this because a girl at my job whose boyfriend is in jail has all of these things

they dont have to choose reliable men because they have 30 programs and laws that keep their pockets padded

and another thing.. she has probably aborted child #5 already

rellik13xx · 2020-03-21T03:48:07+00:00

Aaaaaah No.

ThunderBloodRaven · 2020-03-21T08:59:49+00:00

Never help someone who doesnt learn lessons.

sthlmtrdr · 2020-03-21T10:21:55+00:00

It's funny and disgusting at the same time..

z31fanatic · 2020-03-21T14:32:25+00:00

dads... 3 different dads. Don't judge

Says is so casually as if it's very normal.

2020-03-21T09:09:31+00:00

From the slutionary:

Don't judge imperative:

(disapproving, triggering)

Don't point out the obvious, don't say it as it is.
Don't say anything unless it is approved by a feminist.

Oh no! Jesus Christ I'm getting triggered. Quick! To the Safe space!

Twowaywhisper · 2020-03-21T14:32:36+00:00

She made her bed she has to lie in it and on her back if we have any thing to go by personality wise

GarbageAccount115 · 2020-03-22T08:06:05+00:00

It’s unfortunate that the Star Wars Theme is no longer available.

2020-03-21T02:41:04+00:00

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mimiczx · 2020-03-22T13:12:54+00:00

😂 Can you do anything else but laugh?

2020-03-22T14:49:42+00:00

Don’t judge

Do judge. Start judging everyone and everything, and don’t stop till the revolution is complete.

sickdrupaler · 2020-03-24T20:34:54+00:00

She's a little keg of dynamite alright... She's blown everything that has a dick.

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