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[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™[M] [score hidden] 4 years ago stickied comment (0 children) | Copy Link
Alright folks, time to rehash an old one.
Women are like cars, analogy.
[–]JerryNewton750 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yep and you'll have to pay as if she were a new Bentley.
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[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And she comes with 2 4 Mini-Coopers as an attachment as well
[–]Velvet_Hammer_Sapiosexual Tingler18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From at least 3 different manufacturers.
[–]notacrackheadofficer4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Puts Ferrari brand lipstick on dented AMC Pacer bumper"
[–]bnkrwnkr0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And has the reliability of a Range in good days, and a Jag when she’s drunk.
[–]RadioFreeColorado42 points43 points44 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I've got three liens on my chassis but those debts are my world and they come first 🤩. I need a real driver to step up and start paying them off. Living my best life so if you want to drive a wonderful car like me 😇 you have to get used to burn marks in the upholstery, engine knocks on idle, and a few dings here and there from a life on the road 🤪. I'm a complex vehicle and require premium gasoline 🤑. My past is my past; don't ask about my 200,000 miles, rebuilt title, or 14 previous owners 😡. Looking for a Ryan Gosling or Paul Walker to shift my gearbox 🤯.
[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And don't you dare kick the tires or bring a magnet to check for panels made entirely of Bondo!
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That car still has more intrinsic value than women.
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That car can be salvaged for usable parts, which can be built into a new car. The rest can be sold to the scrap metal yard.
Women cannot be rectified in either of these manners. Once damaged, they're damaged for life.
[–]germiphobe2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My middle school teacher had a brother who did stuff like that, it's actually really cool and you can make a living off of it, as he sold what came out of it.
[–]mydikishomofobik38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Remember that hot brand new car that you used to chase when you were younger, the one that wouldn't stop for you, and sped right past you and sprayed mud in your face while that asshole bully drove it around? Well now it's all wrecked from other men driving it and tearing up its suspension. Whelp, guess what, Peter Pan, it's your responsibility to take care of the repair bills now. Time to man up. Stop being selfish! Stop looking at all those newer cars. Stop playing videogames and enjoying your life. Don't be happy on your own! Stay away from new cars! Take on the burden of this car that other men used and broke down and pay the price of new luxury car for it.
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And no matter how much you pay, the car payments are forever.
[–]ugluk12 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh, other men leased the car and now you gotta pay the lease with interest.
[–]QSDT26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the 2 or 3 kids in back seat, their a package deal.
[–]HiredNoteJr. Hamster Analyst15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'd rather have that car than any ready to settle down chick.
[–]greasywanker948 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A Lada won't break your heart, let you down, or deny you a ride.
[–]dante-_vic0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the condition that's in, it will deny you lots of rides.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Badwomensanatomy:
Lol stupid incels, our vaginas return to a virgin state after sex and pregnancy. You're just insecure......
[–]Zara_Elyse0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I hate this sub so fucking much and this is one reason. Vaginas are a fucking MUSCLE, dicks don’t change from sex so why on earth would a vagina? I’m pretty sure one of the most important parts of our biology has the ability to keep in tact after having multiple sexual partners. I don’t understand how this is a hard concept to grasp
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do you mock guys with small penises if you have tight vaginas?
[–]Zara_Elyse0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First of all, I’m a virgin so I wouldn’t know. Second of all, I don’t know, I’ve never understood that. It could be about the aesthetics of it. Why do you like bigger tits? Or it could be about length. Either way that was not an answer to the question.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is the arch in the roof representative of a post-Waller's protruding belly?
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahahahahahaha, well done.
[–]Innovative_being[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That made me laugh out loud! 😂
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That is either an old Fiat or a Lada.
I was in Russia, about 13 years ago. I saw a car made out of wood. The entire body was plywood and was painted with a brush. It had cutouts for the headlights, rope handles for the doors, square flat windows, but it ran.
[–]allusernoname934 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have always admired the Russians for their grit and ability to make do with less.
[–]dctrmoose7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her: Am ready to settle down
Also her: Can you pay for my gas?
[–]DoctorTagada5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
That's what would happen if women had their holes on the sides.
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They do have their holes on the sides! Front side and back side, top side and bottom side! 😅
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Official car of FDS.
[–]thotless_rat_bastard2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's a wreck! Comes with a salvage title!
[–]Slowporque2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simply brilliant.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just throw 3 or 4 kids in there too having a tantrum and it's perfect. Maybe a few exs waving in the background.
[–]SnowMan8780 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ahahahahha truth
[–]RyansPutter0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That car looks like it had a run-in with the Bluesmobile.
[–]Joethathan0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, Lightning McQueen really let himself go in Cars 4
[–]Nurgles_Boy0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thats not how anything works, OP.
[–]Innovative_being[S] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Read the “about” page in this sub and you’ll see why that is how it works
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole10 points11 points12 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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