So I imagine somehow meeting a girl who's average or below . Since I have no options I of course start dating her and by some miracle we have sex. But then it turns out her dad is a high ranking police or security service officer. Damn dude you put your thingy into a wrong hole! So I marry that chick since she was a virgin before me. Well, not the worst deal ever in my situation.

So I live with that girl, she is boring, dull and whatnot. Then by another miracle I meet a beautiful woman, she's pleasant to be around, is smart and somewhat assertive, has good career and plenty of hobbies, smells like a rose even after a sweaty summer day, laughs loudly etc. Your dream girl, a Stacy if you want me to use the incel lingo. I start secretly dating her. And then we together set up a plan to poison the first girl (my wife). That escalated unexpectedly, hah!

So we do that and no one suspects anything. I fake being upset that my beloved wife passed away. After sometime I marry the Stacy and we live in a big apartment that I inherited after my wife died.

Do not worry too much I am not spending all day and night imagining these scenarios but if you want me to be dead honest I find it to be hot. Thoughts?