Dating the average woman of today is like paying the premium price to buy a pre-owned heavily used pinata that has 3 pieces of candy in it . You have much less fun and pleasure at multiple times the cost with all the holes and scars of other guys who used it before you on full display .

Fuxk1n · 2020-03-04T15:28:24+00:00

Just remember the average weight of a woman is >170lbs

NohoTwoPointOh · 2020-03-04T17:07:38+00:00

And the candy pieces are an unrwapped, lint-covered anise hard candy, one of those stale Halloween candy corns, and a semi-melted Milk Dud.

Rottinghere · 2020-03-04T17:46:24+00:00

"...is like paying the premium price to buy a pre-owned heavily used pinata that has 3 pieces of candy in it."

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LMFAO!!! It's funny because it's true!

Belrick_NZ · 2020-03-04T20:26:51+00:00

The number of women ive known who go from hot to gross in less than a decade is amazing. That premium has a short expiry date

IsaiasSilva · 2020-03-05T01:14:04+00:00

Woman today is like a old car,drink to much and have a lot of problems,smh.

sigma1932 · 2020-03-05T12:02:48+00:00

I usually just say "she's a busted-ass '79 Pinto with 150K of someone else's miles on it and a trunk full of some fuckboy's baggage with a Ferarri pricetag".

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