I had to fight tooth and nail again with my parents when they started crying as to why i am not getting married and i had to fight an epic battle (verbatm like i am in a rap battle like tupac against biggie , full west coast v/s east coast scenario and on the top of my lungs with neighbours as audience.

Parents:- people of our age are all grandparents with grandkids

Me:- well why don't you 2 make another one

Parents:- we need to see your children before we die

Me:- i would kill myself before i marry and have children

Parents:- so you are just honna deny us the pleasure of being grandparents ? 😢😢😢 (tears start rolling)

Me:- i want to, but in the shitty laws , in canada or even in india (family migrated to canada when i was 9 from india) would not let me marry and have children.

Parents :- how could you be so cruel to your own parents. We have nothing in our heart against you. Your mom had 3 sons, 2 died already, you are the only one that is left, the middle one. Our family would come to an end.

Me:- come may what i am not willing to marry a slut and end up in a divorce.

Parents:- it will not happen. We would find a nice lady (aka a unicorn) for you. (Again tears start to roll, this time its my father who is emotional, so its a big thing).

Me:- look ! You guys have no idea how indian girls from india are. 74% of them cheat on their husbands anyways. I don't wanna deal with that kinda situation. These indian women evwn put western women to shame

Parents :- well then what are we supposed to say to the entire (joint) family when your uncles, aunts and your cousins ask about you back home ??? They even jokingly ask both of us that "ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL or something"

Me:- let them think whatever they want to. I am not going to have children and marry a slut come may what.

Parents:- how could all women be sluts ? I am your mother, i have been married to your father for 40 years , am i a slut ??

Me:- no, but your generation of 70s and 80s and the morality is GONE. Even some of my cousin sisters in our extended family are THOTS drooling over a white guy. So please think about it logically.

Parents:- we have a house for you. Who is gonna inherit this huh ?

Me:- my apartment is the only thing which i have earned on my own and its more than enough for me.

Parents:- wouldn't you like little versions of you playing around ?

Me :- NOOOOOOOOO

Parents:- 😑😑😑😑 (pin drop silence)

Me:- 😤😤😤😤😤 sakht launda (aka tough guy in hindi i.e. an indian language)

And this was 5-0 winning streak for me. I have been winning for 5 consecutive years.