Black Friday

DangZagnut · 2019-12-01T16:31:09+00:00

How does that joke go?

I like my women like I like my coffee, without another man's dick in it.

scaramellozzi · 2019-12-01T18:06:18+00:00

"Men don't eat pussy anymore"

Really? I can't think why!

StargazerSazuri · 2019-12-01T17:23:54+00:00

Can't buy something that doesn't exist

itwasntme19 · 2019-12-01T18:52:19+00:00

They only count the dicks they were in a relationship with "I've only been with 3 guys" yeah right. They don't count the guys they meet at bars, the gym, at work, on dating apps, when they went on vacation and their 20 male "friends".

gtowerthrowaway · 2019-12-01T17:18:12+00:00

Remember that movie Escape from New York about trying to rescue that virgin? Someday, a guy will hear of a woman whose only had 100 cockas, and he'll say, "holy crap that's pure!!"

2019-12-01T17:20:43+00:00

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ForestLimes · 2019-12-01T19:22:17+00:00

I don't know why women can't understand that no one wants to raid a tomb that's already been raided lol.

2019-12-01T18:19:08+00:00

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MGTOW_Morpheus · 2019-12-01T19:41:39+00:00

This is the wrong view. Do you care how many people have driven a rental before you rent it? Just shut up, ride the ride, and walk away without losing too much.

Don’t roll into enterprise and try to buy the rental; that’s stupid — but also don’t stand there complaining about how many previous drivers it’s had.

The world is a rental shop; not a new car dealership. Act accordingly.

OnlyHanzo · 2019-12-01T19:22:26+00:00

So, what you're saying you're looking for a 49er?

alphaspath · 2019-12-01T20:20:46+00:00

Yes they exist, but the naturally have sloppy cvnts. It's a specie colloquially referred to as the land whale

Twistypete · 2019-12-01T21:22:24+00:00

Well, the ones that take selfies, twerk, eat hot chip and lie are a dime a dozen.

Forward_Animator · 2019-12-02T04:10:29+00:00

But who can say no to more experience? And more strains of herpes and antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea?

dhirengoyalsign · 2019-12-02T02:11:20+00:00

I like my woman like, I love my empty coffee cup...

Tkx421 · 2019-12-02T08:39:23+00:00

It's always easier to wash something off than it is to wash something out.

Bluffernaut09 · 2019-12-02T10:46:20+00:00

Ouch!

2019-12-01T21:34:17+00:00

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AdrenalineJunkySloth · 2019-12-01T22:55:38+00:00

If there is it definitely would NOT be on "Black" Friday.

evolenmity · 2019-12-02T00:40:59+00:00

A question i ask every day.

Sumfuc · 2019-12-02T02:26:38+00:00

Never buy. Better off always leasing or renting. Then when something prettier & younger comes along you'll be ready to upgrade or just give it a test drive, just because.

TrueItUp · 2019-12-02T02:50:45+00:00

Hey nothing's perfect, I'll take the pride in knowing I got my rod waxed and never talking too her again. To think that there are blue pill choking simps who actually wife them down and put them on a pedestal is pretty absurd though.

IThinkThisIsAUser · 2019-12-01T20:55:08+00:00

No, that’s the whole point of ‘black Friday’

kayfab · 2019-12-01T22:51:26+00:00

hahahahah

Title	Black Friday
Author	JoeSpinell
Upvotes	966
Comments	82
Date	December 1, 2019 4:19 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/e4jflz/black_friday/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/black-friday.385595 https://theredarchive.com/post/385595

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