I have to respectfully decline.

misanthr0pe666 · 2019-11-19T00:52:16+00:00

She has become the couch

vampyreking666 · 2019-11-19T00:42:25+00:00

Sadness in his eyes

Copypastable · 2019-11-19T01:30:26+00:00

She would dump him if she lost some weight.

ToshinRaiizen · 2019-11-19T01:12:21+00:00

You can actually see his soul leaving his body.

Sadman1482 · 2019-11-19T01:18:04+00:00

He’s not even ugly . Have some self pride

loke2dabrain · 2019-11-19T02:18:59+00:00

How does sex even work in this scenario? He's gonna need a 15 inch 🍆 to get past all the funky chub rub in her crotch area and make it into her musty clam 🙃

panasane · 2019-11-19T01:50:32+00:00

Bro he could get a job at muthafuckin SeaWorld EZ. Already got so much experience takin care of whales smh.

Panniculus_Harpooner · 2019-11-19T01:07:19+00:00

Is there a clinical term for fatty chasers? feeders?

jejakakera · 2019-11-19T02:40:00+00:00

Help him! He's a hostage.

HappyDude2112 · 2019-11-19T01:09:53+00:00

Waw, I'm actually scared for her life... She could have a heart attack any second.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-11-19T01:40:00+00:00

He's looking a little pale.

Hmmm

geocorb · 2019-11-19T04:00:12+00:00

Where’s the dad with the shotgun aimed at his head?

Xuppy · 2019-11-19T01:47:32+00:00

I'm being used as a full body dildo.

SEND HELP

Linuxllc · 2019-11-19T02:44:40+00:00

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2019-11-19T03:34:21+00:00

Is that a joke?

I hope that's a joke or photoshop or satire.

2019-11-19T03:00:56+00:00

True love, naturally

Necrolet · 2019-11-19T04:00:44+00:00

Looks like Ahab is not happy with this white whale...

machineghostmembrane · 2019-11-19T02:45:04+00:00

We should save him, kidnap him to freedom... but then again, man's got to free himself.

somber_smiles · 2019-11-19T03:04:16+00:00

I'm disgusted.

Morb357 · 2019-11-19T05:26:38+00:00

I bet she demands to be on top too.

HappyDude2112 · 2019-11-19T01:18:01+00:00

"Do these people fuck? Is this man actually capable of fucking this woman? It doesn't seem structurally possible that these two people could achieve penetration. Maybe they're in that Cirque du Soleil or something." - George Carlin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ

Superboy_Prime7 · 2019-11-19T01:53:21+00:00

Disgusting

sextus_sigma · 2019-11-19T02:04:14+00:00

Just leave.

grizzer99 · 2019-11-19T02:27:06+00:00

That man has very little life in him. How he can put up with that whale is wild. He's going to age at least twice as fast having someone like that around

2019-11-19T03:01:56+00:00

Count the folds of fat as she undresses. Make a drinking game out of it. By the time she's *barf* naked, he'll be so shitfaced, she'll be able to mount him. Problem is, he'll be dead after she's done.

Gloval1 · 2019-11-19T03:07:22+00:00

I know weight can be a tough thing to manage perfectly but SERIOUSLY HOW DOES ANYONE GET THAT FUCKING BIG AND THINK "THIS IS FINE"

Jesus.

xmetalmanx013 · 2019-11-19T14:54:18+00:00

The only attraction here is her gravitational pull keeping him close...

bulgaria_sofia · 2019-11-19T03:03:49+00:00

He is preparing for the apocalypsis

LotBuilder · 2019-11-19T03:26:09+00:00

That’s sad. With a little work he could be ok looking. Hot women and ugly women are difficult to deal with long term, it you are going to try then she might as well be hot.

Saigon_Lager · 2019-11-19T03:35:35+00:00

There is so much fat in her face that her eyes start looking like Chinese.

2019-11-19T04:15:03+00:00

Me and my home boi over here would be all over that!😻

boyhump · 2019-11-19T05:17:26+00:00

"Hey, do me a favor and open your mouth sweetheart. I want to see if Geppetto is building a fire in there."

fretit · 2019-11-19T05:27:10+00:00

He thought it might be fun to fondle those tiddies.

But the whiff of the mold growing underneath them has already caused him instant regret.

kryptomancer · 2019-11-19T05:39:14+00:00

Both are mentally ill but in different ways.

TheMemeMkaer · 2019-11-19T07:10:16+00:00

That is Aldrich

MrMagtow · 2019-11-19T07:36:08+00:00

I hope he keeps up with his milk. I can see a pelvic fracture in his future.

Dwight3469 · 2019-11-19T09:16:24+00:00

If the zombie apocalypse ever happened, just give her to the zombies and you've got about 3 months before they start chasing you again.

zetsthamys · 2019-11-19T09:43:20+00:00

She has not eaten the clown, she has eaten the whole circus !

PhantasyBoy · 2019-11-19T10:05:44+00:00

He’s better off using her as bait to catch an animal to have sex with

Girder_Gibbon · 2019-11-19T10:25:29+00:00

"Fuck it, let's eat the couch!" - Lee Evans

r0adkill76 · 2019-11-19T12:33:15+00:00

Woah, that guy is dating my ex... LOL!

ThatsMrBuckaroo · 2019-11-19T13:20:25+00:00

Could you please give us a bit of warning? A NSFL or "do not view on an empty stomach". Cannot unsee

OnlyHanzo · 2019-11-19T13:41:29+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UCZt20la8

"We look just like the number ten when you stand next to me".

sbp1991 · 2019-11-19T13:46:43+00:00

How desperate do you have to be to go for that thing?

CerebralAbrasion · 2019-11-19T14:25:54+00:00

Maybe she's the best he can get, and maybe in his simp mind he has to take whatever he can get, like there's no other option. It probably doesn't even occur to him how much happier he'd be GHOW.

Amnesia2508 · 2019-11-19T14:39:27+00:00

I didn't know they were doing another remake of The Blob!

TigPlaze · 2019-11-19T15:50:28+00:00

I just have to wonder WHY??????????????????????????????? My God, a flesh light or a doll is a zillion times better than being stuck with a blob like that. Repulsive. Does the feminist brainwashing work on some men?

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2019-11-19T16:29:26+00:00

He must be a feeder.

boarderoonie · 2019-11-19T16:53:09+00:00

I thought waifus were the size of pillows, not bean bag chairs.

Malbek604 · 2019-11-19T19:27:04+00:00

I bet he sticks his entire head in her cavernous pussy and she doesn't release him till she's done. I picture her talking in a Mike Myers Shrek accent. GET INTO MY PUSSAY WEE ONE!

t4com4n · 2019-11-19T20:00:06+00:00

Looks like the son of Hide the Pain Harold.

IronJackk · 2019-11-19T22:13:55+00:00

I bet he believes in social justice for some reason.

Thirtysomething2019 · 2019-11-27T03:48:56+00:00

Had to look twice. Thought it was a beanbag chair

greenpuller_657 · 2019-11-29T01:59:32+00:00

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KazuyaAmon · 2019-11-19T05:01:40+00:00

how do you even fuck that

Title	I have to respectfully decline.
Author	Iceklimber
Upvotes	279
Comments	91
Date	November 19, 2019 12:38 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dyciuv/i_have_to_respectfully_decline/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/i-have-to-respectfully-decline.387783 https://theredarchive.com/post/387783

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