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Fair warning, don't read too early in the morning, may cause some discomfort or nausea.

The Single Woman Refusing to Feel Guilty for Her Sex Life

DAY ONE

6 a.m.: I wake to the sound of my phone’s alarm. As I silence it, I feel Max’s arm over me. We start kissing and his hand finds my ass under the covers. Ah, morning sex — my favorite.

DAY TWO

12:45 a.m.: After Byron pays the check, we decide to head to his apartment. We make out a little in the cab. I love that shit. On the way out of the bar, I get a text from Max. He’s just finished a gig and heading uptown. Too slow, Max.

1:15 a.m.: We’re fucking in Byron’s apartment in Chelsea.

DAY THREE

6:30 a.m.: I wake up stupidly early for whatever reason and desperately wish Byron would too so we can fuck again

4:40 p.m.: I arrive at Max’s apartment and he greets me with a cheek kiss. He’s sweet like that. We lie down on his bed and get to it pretty quickly

[That's two guys, 10 hours apart]

DAY FOUR

2:10 p.m.: My friend and I devour brunch and exchange our latest sexual escapades; she’s super-proud of me when I tell her I fucked two different guys yesterday. Hell, I’m proud of me, too

3:05 p.m.: After we ask for the check, I throw Byron a text asking if he’s home. I have to run some errands before a holiday dinner tonight with a group of friends, but I figure I could stop by for a quick bang in between

4:13 p.m.: He finally answers. He was out at a bar with some friends watching football. I tell him about his missed opportunity and he seems equally disappointed

Holy shit, she missed a day of dick!

To all the guys that complain you don't have a place to fuck, I give you: if she wants you, SHE will find the place.

DAY FIVE

10:20 a.m. I’m so determined to get some dick that I’m brainstorming with Byron about possible public places where we can meet up on our lunch breaks to fuck.

If you guys are not escalating to the fuck with Tinder dates, she's going to bang someone else. And apparently, EVEN IF YOU DO ESCALATE, you could still be sloppy seconds that day.

Keep reading, day 6 her second cuck of the day is lapping the cum out of her pussy, from the first fuck of the day.

Gross.

Mea culpa formatting, on a device.