Psychic girl at the mall left a brand new Yeti on her tray at the trash can. Yelled “hey” to her and she said “NO!” I was gonna ask her if she wanted it.

Texian_Fusilier · 2019-02-02T03:17:19+00:00

Rinse that sumbitch out with bleach.

wolfviper69 · 2019-02-02T03:11:21+00:00

That happens when you think too much of yourself.

Captain__Obvioius · 2019-02-02T03:04:24+00:00

Kind of excited. Never had anything made by Yeti. Couldn’t justify dropping the money on em myself.

Socram007 · 2019-02-02T04:44:57+00:00

Psychic or psycho

DangZagnut · 2019-02-02T03:13:14+00:00

rapist. clearly.

GamingYourMom · 2019-02-02T05:32:08+00:00

Finders, keepers! But if you can catch crabs from a toilet seat...

HerbHandsBill · 2019-02-02T14:44:13+00:00

I went to school across the country and I saw this unattractive overweight girl with a sweatshirt on that was from near my home town walking past me between class. I smiled and said hey to ask if she was from there and she looked at me like I was a shit head and rolled her eyes and walked right past.

I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a douche but I was WAAYYY out of her league and would have been grossed out to even hug her but she blew me off like I was some desperate creep. She put this evil man in his place!

meltboro · 2019-02-02T13:09:32+00:00

"I have a boyfriend!"

fuckyouredditx2 · 2019-02-02T07:25:48+00:00

I feel bad for whoever pays that bitch for a reading... she's clearly in touch with the ether

[deleted] · 2019-02-02T07:29:37+00:00

She must have known you were going to abominably snowman her.

[deleted] · 2019-02-02T13:01:14+00:00

Glad you didn't get arrested!

Johnthecrapperboy · 2019-02-02T14:19:39+00:00

Evil ugly man thinks he can SPEAK to me?

omen_tenebris · 2019-02-02T13:40:07+00:00

what is this? thermostat?

[deleted] · 2019-02-02T20:46:17+00:00

If you really enjoy your beer you won’t drink it so slowly that you actually need one

EntousenGaItaiYo · 2019-02-02T11:27:46+00:00

Downvoted for bragging about stealing just because it was from a woman. You didn't try very hard to let her know she'd left it behind. You are no better than a bottom-feeding Jew or, in fact, a woman, as this is the same sort of specious reasoning ("She was psychic!") they use to justify their appalling behaviour.

barzandtone · 2019-02-02T17:32:17+00:00

Something similar happened to me in traffic not long ago. Saw someone driving with their tire almost completely flat. Pull up next to the truck and it’s a woman about 10 years older than me. I motion for her to roll the window down and she shakes her head no. I point down at her tire a couple times and she finally rolled her window down to say “Sorry honey, I’m married” while showing me her ring. I kind of pause then say “Uh, your tire’s flat”. She laughs and I drive off doing the same.

BluetoothMcGee · 2019-02-02T15:53:45+00:00

Don't even bother helping them if the consequence is a false rape accusation.

BullTopia · 2019-02-02T06:29:09+00:00

Maybe she was Muslim, doing a trial run for a IED at the local food court.

Captain__Obvioius · 2019-02-02T03:29:09+00:00

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