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[–]ParalyticPoison79 points80 points81 points 6 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Gotta keep that Vag tight after having 1000 miles of cock ran through it causing it to become loose and cavernous, don't forget diseased.
[–]Bot_Metric106 points107 points108 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Gotta keep that Vag tight after having 1,609.3 kilometers of cock ran through it causing it to become loose and cavernous, don't forget diseased.
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[–]ParalyticPoison66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
OK, that's one of the most hilarious Bot posts I have ever seen.
[–]azkoimo32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First ever good post by a bot
[–]Loreze8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO!
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
good bot
[–]Freezer2609[🍰] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good bot
[–]fxdbmgtow9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Your_Coke_Dealer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one’s just the European vacation dicks
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As far as I'm concerned, you passed the Turing test 😄
[–]realChebz5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"cavernous"
pfft good thing I wasn't drinking anything
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. When you starting counting the amount of cock in miles.
[+][deleted] -12 points-11 points-10 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Yea no that's not how it works hahaha
[–]ijnenak17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There is a base tightness that differs person to person but having alot of sex obviously cavernizes the vagina
[–]RationalRaspberry8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The vagina is similar to your lips, you can stretch them out to make a funny face, and let go and they go right back.
However stretch them out for long periods of time and you will find they begin to come loose.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plz internet, repair my mistakes from the past hahaha
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[–]hillbilly_mgtow4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Get out of here
[+]france_above_all-8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Make me, bitch
[–]hillbilly_mgtow0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol what a tough guy
[–]shandsup21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How to tighten vegeta fast
[–]inushishi_no_kaze17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
After over 9000 miles of dicks
[–]cyborg_type_darkness2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brooooooo 😂😂😂
[–]ZlayerXZ24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How to tighten a black hole 😂
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Great priorities these fellow humans have.
How to tighten a leaky sink? Nope.
How to tighten my 401K? Heh.
How to tighten a screw? Whops, no.
How to tighten the bond with my partner? Lmao
How to tighten my vag fast? Ding ding ding!
[–]oirectine0015 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clash of the Tightens
[–]atdForge19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the scientific and engineering community must address a standard and precise way to measure the looseness of a vagina before recommending rectifications. A unit of measure is necessary. This would be helpful in appraisal of assets and trading.
[–]gatenjwa12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Salt ?!
[–]ParalyticPoison4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess it starts to look like a slug when it gets loose enough, maybe they think putting salt on it will shrivel it up. I don't know though, it can be hard to think with child logic sometimes.
[–]Nerdialismo9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I had a friend who started to date a said virgin who swore didn't even dated men before him.The night they decided to have sex, and he went down on her, he said he almost puked, her vagina tasted like something chemical, he was aware of the existence of products to tight the vagina so he asked her and she confessed. He said he didn't care if she was virgin or not, but the blatant lie and the deceit was wrong enough, so they split up.
[–]ParalyticPoison6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Uh, never EVER go down on a modern women, you are literally putting your face into a chemical and biological war-zone, fucking disgusting.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤢🤮
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Attack on Tighten: Inner Walls
[–]cncdanb5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe don’t bore it out with miles of cock and you won’t have to worry about tightening it later.
[–]Joroda5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How to tighten the bolts on the fuckin time machine
[–]InconspicuousChairs4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very funny, since search suggestions are usually based on your own browsing history... Hmm..
Tightening tips
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How to tighten your vag by staying true to one man and not be a cheating whore... Wait wait..no help me... Its the femipussylgbt police help!
[–]Mi91iwjw4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Should try bengay
[–]4707083 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ooooh shiiit 😬
As a teen with no dad, no guidance, and pretty much no sense, i made the mistake of putting bengay on a pulled groin. Fuck. Me. Running. That shit'll have you doing them silent screams for a minute. Real shit.
I was flipping like a fish on the bed after applying it to my shoulder as a kid.......stuff of nightmares. And you had the gall to put it on your groin lol
[–]gobbajobba2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But the vagina doesn’t get stretched out. I know because feminists say so.
[–]RunawayGrain5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Story time.
One of the clients I have has a dietitian who's your typical pretty hot but fast approaching the wall girl. She marries one of the handymen at the facility. He's what I would call a plowboy, as in very country. he's also pretty tall.
The wedding happens. They arrive at the facility late on the wedding night with her in a lot of pain. Turns out plowboy is hung like an elephant, and the dietitian has some vaginal tearing and an impacted fecal plug from this guy tearing her up.
Basically, they had to come up with a regime of progressively larger dildos over the course of a few weeks to stretch her out enough for him.
So yes, it does loosen up.
It does, but not permanently. After not having sex for several months it generally reverts to a base tightness. So ladies whose vag is very stretched means they're stretching it out on the regular. Getting it stretched by some fat dick a coupla times doesn't permanently ruin it, but if they're getting it stretched on the daily then it's gonna stay that way till they go without sex for a while.
[–]ruleofmen 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This post triggered the cunts of /r/badwomensanatomy.
[–]Daniel____10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice keyboard dude!
Every day we stray further from god
[–]Lunatcharsky0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Try remoulade, that always goes well with roastbeef.
[–]TheCuckTriggerer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon
[–]morbidaar0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mike Epps stand was hilarious. Cringe worthy, but funny as hell. Vinegar... “snap that pussy back” finger snap
[–]fat_lesbians_lul0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i like the lemon juice and salt ones lmao
go ahead and try
[–]Mara_The_Spaghetti0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not how it works...
[–]likethe-jar0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know that autocomplete suggestions are based on your search history, right?
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