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[–]reinaldo866203 points204 points205 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I'm going to be honest, give me a house like that, with an internet connection and sanitized water and I'll be one of the happiest men in the world
[–]signsignsignsignsign62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You and me both, brotha.
[–]shatterthecrystal6347 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Include a dome-shaped force shield encompassing the entire perimeter with underground 30mm automated chaingun turrets that are remote activated, and you'd never see me again.
A lot of people would see that as a plus. I know I would.
[–]TheKingOfFukinIowa11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dome-shaped force shield
A help wanted sign will have the same effect.
[–]rollnovah0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Heck yes! I.m with you there Brother! I had such a plan years ago.
[–]massy52524 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd prefer a wider variety of trees. Having all the same trees as a barrier leaves it vulnerable to a sudden wipe out from some sort of infestation or disease.
On a side note I started this on my property last year.
[–]Skypier6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And a lifetime supply of tea
For british reasons
[–]SleepDeprivedOwl1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you don't want electricity? 🤨
[–][deleted] 61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A buddy did this. He planted fast growing fir trees between slower growing breeds. the faster ones grew fast but died after a decade. By that time, the slower trees were mature and strong. It was pretty clever.
[–]countinginsolitude30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's exactly....and I mean EXACTLY what my heart and soul desires.
[–]DreddNz2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I basically have that, except for a small gap in the trees for a driveway.
[–]Gobc9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
want
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Terrible from a security standpoint but, love the isolation.
[–]223573112 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Could add a moat
[–]acp_rdit11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
with sharks that have laser beams on their heads!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I prefer claymores but they wont lwt buy those sadly
[–]DasWolffy8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Could put a chain fence around first covered in razor wire, then plant trees in either sides of the fence. This way if anyone manages to get through the trees they'll suddenly have a close encounter with the fence since the trees hid it. Could also electrify it. A punji stick pit all around the inner perimeter just for that added security.
[–]Eduel801 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s not a booby trap when there are signs posted.... right?
I mean just cause you can’t see the sign through the trees doesn’t mean it’s not there 😈
[–]Really_Elvis4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hope you young bucks get it. I was almost there, then a thot wrecked me. ’Nuff Said”.
[–]DreddNz0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]throwaway123948474 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better to live in the wilderness...
[–]goatcheesesammich2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just planted a bunch of firs as privacy hedge around my acre lot last year. That'll be me in ~7-10 years.
[–]CIAC502 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not good. There's only a limited field of fire .
[–]Mitchel-2562 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd prefer it be underground, but that's still pretty sick.
[–]TheBAT652 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You need a perch on that. You can't see anything around you. Not good for security.
[–]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahah good one LOL
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to live there
[–]Gemjab1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly Guys I realized being a man in college. You are treated like shit.
[–]ohvicerino1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Planting trees around your house like that it's not a good idea
[–]L_Ollonais1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I live in a wooded area and spend an average of 2K a year on tree-related issues.
[–]betterforitall0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That, with acres inside.
[–]FightClubHamster690 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha nice
[–]imbetter120 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HOLY SHIT GIVE ME THAT HOUSE :)
[–]safado9090 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amen.
[–]UrOffensive-Mog0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Try to out-monk mode this guy
[–]MenGoingTOWin0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh good, and he used farms instead of walls. This guy Warcraft twos.
[–]iwant2liveinpeace0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
holy!!!!!! wow!....this guy stole my idea . I though I was the only one in the world wit the same idea. Man! ....
[–]Nerdialismo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want Hawkeye's farm but to live all by myself, it's off the grid.
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