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[–]DangZagnut46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I don't bring a flatbed truck on dates, so I won't be picking her up from her place.
[–]gyrocoptic10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quit exaggerating, an appliance dolly would be sufficient and far more convenient on stairs.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can always call AAA or WM.
[–]The4thEpsilon1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Y’all know those little scooter boards they had in elementary school Gym class? That might do it.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂🤣🤣
[–]corey407woc1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Made me spit out my drink lmao
[–]Slapsbig33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’11 so I’m happy to stand aside and let the tall guys fuck the fat cunt.
[–]DrivingBigTruck17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
no thanks, I'm 6'6" and not interested
[–]no_gal_friend3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 7'0" and also not interested. Perhaps someone taller would be?
[–]GimmeYourJuices4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I speak on behalf of all men 6ft plus, we don't want her! Maybe the 7fters can take this one.
[–]ncarolina6616 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can get 4x's the tattoo's a skinny girl can!
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[–]bfte20 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sure it's 6feet, 6pack and 6figures.
[–]Deptho970 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 inches ain’t enough for them lmao
[–]mgtowguy310 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you stretched her to 6' it would help. But not much.
[–]westnblue7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First thought is how many dicks has she already taken to feel wanted
[–]aquaticscrotum69695 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought this was an ad for Whale Wars.
[–]laptopdragon3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
please never post images this repulsive without a NSFW tag.
[–]LiveTheTruth3212 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder how much ink was used for those tattoos.
[–]Patricijaobjectdude2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At the risk of ditracting from your joke, Fun fact: tattoos apparently stretch and sort of get enlarged the bigger you get. Either by fat or muscle.
Of course Im talking about a skinny person getting a tattoo.
[–]iForceM2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You need an elephant for this one.
[–]GrisBosque2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another Walmart aisle plug....
[–]Praline13222 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Body positive, live YoUr best lIfE! 😂
[–]tchower2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Interesting double standards. These same feminists want to get stuff like misogynistic video games banned on the basis that the beauty standard for woman is "unattainable" like the difference between the average woman and a bikini model is like 30 fucking pounds with no muscle it’s not “unattainable”. But requiring a man to be 6ft tall that isn’t born with those genetics, it actually is literally an “unattainable” beauty standard. Then not to mention, why should a six foot fit guy even be with this disgusting/unhealthy land whale? She should be thinking about saving her own life by losing weight because she’s so fat rather than dating.
They say "I dont eat that much". The reason you dont feel like you eat that much is because:
You are guilty and you are lying about how much you eat.
You eat all your calories in the form of junk food which doesn't make you full.
You just need to eat less calories than you burn. And people come up with all these fad diets like ooooh it was the gluten or I need to do intermittent fasting or I need to do keto like nooooo just eat normal with less calories. Dumb bitch!
[–]Cestus_Saphrax2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"you must be at least 6 ft tall and have large crane for this body positive girl"
[–]rongy_dringus2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The reason you must be 6 feet tall and very strong is so you can carry this diabetic hypertensive off to the ER when she has a heart attack.
[–]Wizard19961 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You must weigh not more than me
Thank fuck I’m under 6ft.
[–]Trollileo1231 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only thing that is positive with a body like that is the caloric intake.
[–]packo331 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tall or wide?
[–]FightClubHamster691 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is terrible
[–]Texian_Fusilier0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Howd that joke about buying the cow go again? Something about, her mothers a whore
[–]Richardjangles0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a hideous beast
[–]PanderjitSingh_k0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My wife was six feet tall. She didn’t wear heels often but when she did she sure enjoyed the fact that it made uncomfortable to kiss her when she was a bit taller. Just couldn’t kiss up.
[–]Stahlboden0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank god I'm merely 5'11
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What, did she eat her previous one? Must want a little more meat to her prey.
[–]The4thEpsilon0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Need to loose about 4 inches of height now
[–]randoms4200 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hypocrisy right?
[–]badaboomxx0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just put her weight, is more than enough.
[–]Bloodrain_souleater0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No thank u
[–]IndigoXero0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank God I'm only 5'11"!
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