~ archived since 2018 ~
Popular
Other
ihavefailedlife
[–][deleted] 153 points154 points155 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Obviously fake.
Otherwise there would be a line like:
> After she fell on the floor, Greenpeace people rushed in with buckets of water to keep her from drying up.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
only to find there is not enough water in the city
[+][deleted] 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
[deleted]
[–]WallStreetMedic0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
QueerAndInsincere
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HomosexualAndNotSoSensual
[–]ideserveall9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's fake because she got arrested instead of him.
[–]shook_not_shaken0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ my dude, enough with the fire, you'll melt all the blubber before we can get it to the market
[+][deleted] 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]Sir_manalot17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yea, 20 donuts....really?
[–]juice_bomb0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was thinking... In a Cafe?...really?
[–]Dark_Shroud0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, you've never seen fatties with their boxes of donuts or cup cakes?
[–]debanked22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, enjoying life in a cafe really hit home for me
[–]Chad_Thunderfist15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if fake, what a rollercoaster lol
[–]BadHabit836 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny. You do get people like that. They stare at you and when you look in their direction, they lose their shit and "ask" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?" I mean hello....The only fucking reason you know I'm looking in that direction is because you're looking at me.... The level of entitlement that some people feel. It's almost as if they believe they're the only people that can look around or look at other people, and nobody else is allowed to do it.
[–]OnMyWayOut2177 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Implausible and also homosexual
[–]ben-anders6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reality: Landwhale attacks man but fails. 3 wanabe greenpeace activists jump in to protect the landwhale. Police arrive and plant their knees into his back. Man gets criminal record for attacking a protected species.
[–]AcrobaticAge3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That neckbeard's name? Albert Einstein :')
[–]TheFlorida_Fool3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But I want to know if she cracked the floor when she fell.
[–]Jeffb9573 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to join us for the next exciting episode of "Shit That Never Happened."
[–]frickin_icarus2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It really happened. I was there. I was the floor. Everyone clapped. :’)
[–]Antipc021 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you die?
[–]almostgraduatingsoon[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This story is fake. Not cool.
[–]CutterPillar0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still funny, though a fiction.
© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.created by /u/dream-hunter
[–][deleted] 153 points154 points155 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] (2 children) | Copy Link
[deleted]
[–]WallStreetMedic0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ideserveall9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]shook_not_shaken0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] (3 children) | Copy Link
[deleted]
[–]Sir_manalot17 points18 points19 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]juice_bomb0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Dark_Shroud0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]debanked22 points23 points24 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Chad_Thunderfist15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BadHabit836 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OnMyWayOut2177 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ben-anders6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AcrobaticAge3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheFlorida_Fool3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Jeffb9573 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]frickin_icarus2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Antipc021 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]almostgraduatingsoon[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CutterPillar0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link