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[–]Chief_Niggums94 points95 points96 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup, She be chance just washed her sheets and laundry so she smells "fresh" to you, also by chance ppffftttt.
[–]cali811268 points69 points70 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Had a friend who would always check to see if the toilet was clean under the seat. Like he’d use the bathroom before he left. Then clean the lip of the toilet. Lower the seat. And if he came back and it was dirty, then it’s obvious a guy was over.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
No shit. There was this girl I started seeing. The toilet was dirty every time I went to her place. I asked her if her roommate brought guys over. She said no. Guess the pee has to come from somewhere huh? Caught her with another guy. Dump.
[–]alexboss049 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another one bites the cock
[–]RICHIESCO1229 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
tactical skills
[–]consider-thecoconut-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
You do realize sometimes girl pee hits under the seat and we dont realize it since we never lift it, right?
[–]TheNubianChimaera1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Your hamster needs to slow down; dont hurt yourself with such tomfoolery.
[–]consider-thecoconut0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
???
It's tru tho. I never knew til my bf moved in and hed bitch to me about it. I never knew, I dont lift the seat lol
[–]spaceboundmonkeys0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is news to me, what kind of flow rate are ladies achieving? I mean there's gotta be some decent pressure there if you're splashing while sitting so close to the water.
[–]consider-thecoconut0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's not from splashing. It doesnt always go straight down right away? Sometimes some points towards the seat I guess.
Also I dont know how but sometimes when on my period a little blood will end up under the seat. Again I have no idea how. Didnt realize until er moved in together.
So pee on seat is a pretty shit litmus test for cheating.
[–]spaceboundmonkeys-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Learn something new everyday. Then you learn that its bullshit in the same hour. LOL
[–]MoneyOverHoes30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How about you GTFO this sub thot??
[–]consider-thecoconut0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yall always talking about how great MGTOW is and how it's totally different than women hating stuff of incels/redpills and it's just focusing on the self! Clearly see THATS not the case 🤣 Anyways thought I'd debunk at least 1 thing but your heads are so far up your asses and delusional worldview you cant even comprehend basic things like toilet seats and pissing. Good luck with "going your own way" while obsessing over hating women. Really showing us how uh, actualized you are 🙄
[–]tylerthetiler0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I doubt it would cover the rim like for a guy since we piss 2 feet down into the water but I see what you're saying. Probably would still work to check.
[–]MarketWatcher945630 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yup. Take the hint....
[–]bonethugsgoat27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
ESPN, the CNN of sports.
[–]MoneyOverHoes37 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah ESPN is narrative-driven bullshit “analysis” that is run by Disney.
On all their shows they just rehash the same bullshit topics just for shock value - “Lebron better than Jordan”, “Duke could beat the Cavs” etc.
Just dumbass shit that anyone who has ever watched even a single sporting event already knows the answer to.
Plus they don’t even cover all the sports anymore (like hockey and baseball)
That’s not even mentioning the blatant SJW nonsense and race-baiting they do on there
[–]bonethugsgoat1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep it's so fucking obvious now, I stopped watching around 4-5 years ago once they started pushing that Michael Sam shit, it was obvious then they were pushing an agenda. After he was drafted (by the Rams I think) in the 2014 NFL draft he kissed his boyfriend and ESPN showed that shit nonstop for like 5 days straight.
And get this, he was getting roasted hard (emphasis on the word "hard", pun is intended ahead of time) because during the NFL combine (before he was drafted) this motherfucker was walking around with a boner.
Tried watching again last year and was nothing but political bullshit about anthem kneeling and "Orange mad bad" propaganda, there's a reason they're losing ratings and laying people off, it's liberal agenda pushing trash now then you got that tranny bitch winning the ESPY, fuck ESPN. I only listen to local radio now.
[–]AngryDeer21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We out
[–]harmonic_blast 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This also works:
"When you go to the bathroom at her crib and the toilet seat is already up."
credit where credit's due, I stole this from Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout (1991)
[–]ransay32777 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's gotta point!
[–]LeBomfaier7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Can anyone tell me what espn is?
[–]_Last_Man_Standing_14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I think it's a sports channel in the US... according to memes lately... they went full PC a while ago... and ppl don't like it...
ps. never been to US so maybe I'm talking out of my ass...
[–]Neutral_User_Name11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your explanation is spot on!
[–]parabola19846 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Used to be a sports channel now it's about how opressed women and black people are.
[–]LeBomfaier2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah, alright, thanks
[–]EliteGoneWild16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ESPN is a sports television chanel. The joke is that the girl had another guy over because the tv was set to ESPN and girls don’t watch ESPN.
[–]Sal_Yodada65021 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's good to have something in common with her side cocks.
[–]Quenten011 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao bihh I know you had another dude over
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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No...
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[–]cali811268 points69 points70 points (13 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
No shit. There was this girl I started seeing. The toilet was dirty every time I went to her place. I asked her if her roommate brought guys over. She said no. Guess the pee has to come from somewhere huh? Caught her with another guy. Dump.
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[–]consider-thecoconut-2 points-1 points0 points (9 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheNubianChimaera1 point2 points3 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]MarketWatcher945630 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]bonethugsgoat27 points28 points29 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]MoneyOverHoes37 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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