I was out smoking a few days ago at work enjoying my silence and down time, alone. Minding my own business when 3 women who definitely hit the wall joined me and started talking.

I was browsing reddit when a conversation begins.

W1: my bf can't pick up after himself and clean up after him.

W2: men! (with a hint of sarcasm)

All 3 women look at me... I ignore them this is work the last thing I need is hr.

W3: do you have a woman clean up after you?

Me: no I'm a man and pick up my own messes.

W1: if you did though you totally would don't lie

Me: no I like my silence and freedom.

W1: we aren't all that bad

Me: and neither are we (men)

They changed the subject.

Typical they can't take a taste of their own medicine.