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[–]NickTesla201858 points59 points60 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
New Star Wars sucks!
[–]justiceavenger214 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The last Star Wars movie come out was The Clone Wars. Everything after is just Disney produced shitty fan fiction.
[–]omen_tenebris1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look up, Star Wars Theory on youtube. He made recently a pretty good fan fic, on Vader. I think you'll like it
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it has all those scary women in it! 😢
[–]searangex 27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
0/10
[–]Digital_Devil_2016 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At first, I was going to suggest adding "/s" so people know you are sarcastic, but that seems unlikely since the entire first page of your previous comments are various flavors of vitriol, insults, and downright nastiness.
Is this your fetish or something? Just being an absolute prick to anyone and everyone in general? Does it make you feel bad? Does it make you feel powerful? Does it make you feel anything in your pathetic void of a life? These are rhetorical questions. Regardless of how it makes you feel, you should probably just kill yourself the next chance you get, you fucking maggot. Because that's all you are; a disgusting, slimy, shit eating little parasite that should be burned to death with scalding water, if only someone could find what festering hole you've burrowed yourself into.
I don't even hate you, I just feel sorry for you and everyone that has had the displeasure of crossing your path. Seriously, just do yourself and everyone else a favor by removing yourself from the gene pool immediately.
[–]fuckingjakedebrusk 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wew lad
[–]Samuraidweeb6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because of the shitty plot
[–]justiceavenger23 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Rey, Rose, and Holdo are so terribly written it is scary how they not only were approved ideas but the media considers them good characters.
[–]ApeGoesBananas2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sips on soy milk
[–]midshitmandirtydan 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You mean scary plot holes and shit tier characters, right?
[–]Vaxel0043 points44 points45 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't you just tell me to go fuck myself and die?
It's less offensive.
[–]-Pizza_Party-25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I'd eat Daisy Ridley's ass
[–]carninja6818 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Would rather eat Jyn Ersos ass
[–]ThirstySasquatch4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree. Much more attractive and comes across less entitled feminist
[–]MuaadDibJihad 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd have to concur with this one. GYOW right up her pussy.
[–]nigbot769 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Eating ass is for beta cucks
[–]MrJugsMcBulge6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. You’re literally letting a woman shit on you.
[–]Gibits5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she’s super cute. Too bad she’s stuck with such a crap script.
[–]YikesThatsAwkward123 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'd love to get her pregnant and use a stray hair of yours in the paternity test to rope you into child support payments. You'd be too busy getting the taste of her poop out of yout mouth to notice.
[–]-Pizza_Party-6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good luck. I barely have any hair.
[–]YikesThatsAwkward123 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smelling all the poop from eating ass probably polluted the hair follicles friend
[–]DangZagnut23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Good luck with that, but it won't be in Star Wars IX I know that.
[–]Sucks_at_BotW11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why would you find a girlfriend in Star Wars Episode 9?
[–]DangZagnut11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Because that movie is most likely going to be crap, and I certainly won't be watching it in theaters.
[–]ActaEstFabula7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit Disney is going to go bankrupt now
[–]Sucks_at_BotW4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it'd be odd if you found your girlfriend in a theater showing just about any film
[–]justiceavenger22 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have been called a Nazi for not liking Disney Star Wars. To be fair though when Episode IX comes out I am a NOT SEE it haha.
[–]Gordon-G11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Star Wars stinks now
[–]LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
nigga just rewatch the good movies. Don't let the new crap poison the golden ones
[–]TwentyOneBeers3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh, even the good ones are bad by today's standards.
Be like me and consider the Disney era just shitty fan fiction that gets produced ln the big screen.
[–]CiceroVoltaire7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IDK, I'm really good at hide n' seek, like really goooood, she's gonna have a hard time finding me! Start counting now...
[–]MrMannheim4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DON'T YOU PUT THAT CURSE ON ME.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm not watching Star wars anymore. There hasn't been a high quality film from that franchise since before I was born. I used to be a big fan but it's clear that they stopped caring about making good movies with this new trilogy and the prequels were a big swing and miss.
At least the prequels were still Star Wars and Lucas didnt shit on the fans.
[–]LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know I won't find a gf, but it'll be a terrible year if a gf finds me
[–]gkp19851 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plenty of hot girls in this world who aren't Hollywood liberal twats with bodies like children and zero talent.. not sure why so many of you get worked up over this one.
[–]MrJugsMcBulge1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Glad I’m so out of touch with pop culture that I have no idea who this woman is.
Edit - Read the rest of the comments; something to do with Star Wars, I guess.
[–]nifty_n0ah1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
is that the star wars bitch? i though she and finn were gonna fuck. I was sorely mistaken
[–]kspmatt[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So was finn
[–]nifty_n0ah2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao u right u right
[–]tallhumanbeing0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah
[–]powerfulredone0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
X
[–]a17c81a30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like this message though. It's better than "all men are trash" etc..
[–]Dan_Vanedzin0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Note it's saying "girlfriend" instead of "companion" or "wife".
Short-term fun, you're just a friend to her. It's your turn.
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[–]NickTesla201858 points59 points60 points (11 children) | Copy Link
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[+][deleted] [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it has all those scary women in it! 😢
[–]searangex 27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Digital_Devil_2016 points17 points18 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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