A girl at work (28) is flirting with me(28) heavily. Her boyfriend is a highway police officer and is gone on weekdays. I dont want that drama, how can I tell her polity to leave me alone so I can continue on going my own way without enraging her or her simp cop boyfriend.

creamymoe · 2019-07-05T03:53:03+00:00

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gloomcel · 2019-07-05T03:57:53+00:00

Talk about your Warhammer army. Talk to her about how if King Cold from Dragon Ball Z transformed into his final form he could beat Trunks easily even if Trunks went Super Saiyan

Engi22 · 2019-07-05T03:25:48+00:00

As said above, show interest in another girl/guy. Or call her your sister and make her see that you have no sexual feelings(unless you are in Alabama)

Zetaghostmale · 2019-07-05T04:05:31+00:00

As a nuke if nothing works, say you have an appointment with the psychologist because you have anxiety crisis. Proving that you are a weak man automatically removes the attraction on you.

I assure you it works.

Use the knowledge of the red pill for your benefit.

Bokulence · 2019-07-05T05:05:44+00:00

I told a girl at my workplace who was hitting me that i am asexual and aromatic.That really fucked her reality.

Speculum · 2019-07-05T04:37:21+00:00

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Axdorablee · 2019-07-05T02:56:53+00:00

Talk about another girl you “like” she should be turned off instantly

laptopdragon · 2019-07-05T04:02:09+00:00

wear worn out, torn up shoes.
put dirt under fingernails

say you miss your mommy.

Dmapguy · 2019-07-05T05:26:23+00:00

Say that you have $70k+ in student loan debt and bad credit. Instant turn off.

[deleted] · 2019-07-05T03:54:52+00:00

Talk about how you hopelessly in love with a non existent girl, make her think said girl is a teenager. Got a few women to avoid me this way. They snicker and call you pathetic, but they don't get enraged or think of getting revenge.

jarofjamesbrown · 2019-07-05T04:30:13+00:00

Don't jump to conclusions, the bewt thing to do is jothing. Don't flirt back just carry on with a neutral response If she's seriously trying to get you she will get bored and if not she will see that her "charm" is not having it's effect and move on to someone else.

She doesn't want you just your attention.

FeedMeMore22778534 · 2019-07-05T02:56:12+00:00

Sad!

Airshitmasterace · 2019-07-05T04:25:10+00:00

Not to play devils advocate but are you sure she is flirting with you? What exactly is she doing?

Gn0meRat · 2019-07-05T05:17:48+00:00

Send an anonymous letter to the cop and warn him that there is a vampire in his home lurking on the sofa waiting for that fateful day he doesn't come home to collect that sweet sweet government civil servant package.

LotBuilder · 2019-07-05T05:30:35+00:00

Whatever you do, keep the proof of her flirting because when you reject her she will tell her boyfriend that you were coming after her and she rejected you.

theSilentNerd · 2019-07-05T02:57:57+00:00

Make your phone ring when she approaches and answer with "hi honey, how are the kids?".

quickGunShoot · 2019-07-05T05:34:35+00:00

Be too sensitive and emotional. It’ll dry the pussy quicker than the silica gel.

CodeOverflow · 2019-07-05T08:18:07+00:00

Document everything, if boyfriend is involved, show him and tell him you did nothing out of respect of the uniform and sacrifices he makes.

Thot will go down, you will gain a bro and just maybe he is willing to be introduced to our amazing ways.

markentingh · 2019-07-05T11:12:46+00:00

Go directly to HR

Astral-Projector · 2019-07-05T08:44:01+00:00

If you are chad, money really doesn't matter. You have to present yourself as a weak pathetic beta cuck.

tchower · 2019-07-05T09:39:08+00:00

Tell her you’re broke, you’re about to get fired from your job and she’s too amazing for a man like you and you’ve been crying all night and will never get laid ever again and are so hopeless with woman and she’s superior in every way possible and you’re so scared! She’ll instantly leave you and will be disgusted and you’ll be invisible to her as long as she lives!

Blissbynature · 2019-07-05T10:34:42+00:00

Don't bathe or shave for 3 weeks.

writefromwork · 2019-07-05T10:45:25+00:00

Ask her if you can borrow some money. Just a few buck to hold you over til pay day, say $800-1000.

TheSalemVVitch · 2019-07-05T10:52:47+00:00

Tell her you’re broke. She’ll disappear quickly.

jonsarik · 2019-07-05T12:41:58+00:00

Just "confide" in her you're gay. You pretend you like women as a cover for career/judgmental family but secretly like men. You're flattered, etc. etc. and before you know it, you have an "ally." Yes, now she may try to hook you up but at least you don't have to worry about a cop harassing you.

firzosudra2 · 2019-07-05T12:57:58+00:00

Just say that you're celibate for religious reasons. She may think you're weird (or even homo), but she won't bother you anymore if you start talking about being consacrated to the Blessed Virgin Mary, the Life of the Saints, etc. (This is generally uninteresting for most people... unless she's a cradle Christian herself, but the persona she's showing you says the opposite.)

MGTOWtoday · 2019-07-05T07:44:47+00:00

Find another job.

[deleted] · 2019-07-05T09:21:01+00:00

Ignore her.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-07-05T13:00:35+00:00

"Not interested"

Or go to HR. If you are weak, just lie and tell her you're married.

AnneFrankensteiner · 2019-07-05T13:59:08+00:00

Damn, Judy Hopps looking fine.

[deleted] · 2019-07-05T14:56:43+00:00

You could also ask if she’s going to marry her boyfriend that will either get her to back off or make her want you even more.

Cizzar · 2019-07-05T15:11:12+00:00

Tell her about your boyfriend

Sage2g7 · 2019-07-05T15:11:58+00:00

I say record her highly flirtatious behaviour and find a way to get it to the cop boyfriend. It could back fire but it also has a chance of saving the pore guy a lot of heart ache.

He may be a blue pilled simp but his still a cop and I’m sure he has enough stress from work to not need the inevitable shit storm that is divorce rape if the guy is stupid enough to propose and marry her.

Skrubby · 2019-07-05T15:23:39+00:00

Tell her that you are gay

treesplease12 · 2019-07-05T16:02:54+00:00

You have to master the art of repulsion. Be bored when she tells you things, be uninterested, space out and ask her to repeat herself a bunch “....hmmm? I didn’t hear you.” Give one word replies. Come to think of it; just act like a girl on tinder that gets 100’s of messages from guys daily and can’t be bothered to give anything at all of herself to contribute to the conversation.

This girl will get fed up at the lack of validation you provide and find another target

mecpaw · 2019-07-05T17:22:27+00:00

Walk by her desk whilst letting out a huge fart.

xcross69 · 2019-07-05T17:46:19+00:00

Recordings while telling her anything.

pwnzusauce · 2019-07-05T19:18:48+00:00

Like someone posted on another thread

“I have a gf”

Atton_Risk · 2019-07-06T04:01:37+00:00

The single best choice you have made in your entire life and by far the biggest bullet you have ever dodged.

Soldierbosh · 2019-07-06T12:14:03+00:00

Go on a rant about feminists and homos. Chances are she's a massive SJW, most chicks are these days. She'll bail.

Warning: you may end up being HR'd. So, probably ignore my advice.

c001hax0r · 2019-08-11T19:19:26+00:00

Stay away from her. Having guys fight over her is the favourite validation for any woman.

Budgie_Eternal · 2019-09-13T17:21:20+00:00

Snitch to her boyfriend with auditory evidence.

babeleon · 2019-07-05T03:51:24+00:00

I feel bad for the cop in this case. But best way is to talk to her about another girl you like. Something along the lines of "Hey X, I really like Y and I need your help along with Z so I can get Y." She'll ditch harder then mgtow men and relationships with women.

Sharkwhistle33 · 2019-07-05T09:02:08+00:00

You could try talking to her like a professional and explain that her flirting is making you uncomfortable while at work.

DubsPackage · 2019-07-05T14:29:46+00:00

Act real needy.

Tell her you're in love with her and you can't live without her.

Her vagina will dry up like the sahara desert and you'll finally get some peace and quiet.

Nah, I'm messing.

Just act normal, she'll probably get bored of you soon.

Don't get involved in drama, or try to tell her boyfriend, she'll lie and say you were trying to seduce her.

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