A D V E N T U R E - B U O Y

CorpulentLeprechaun · 2018-12-20T18:00:27+00:00

It's all about brotherhood my man.

lonewolfsigma8917 · 2018-12-20T18:12:26+00:00

There is nothing called a man's best friend. Dogs are man's man.

Sly21C · 2018-12-20T21:16:57+00:00

Woman = will dump you for a higher status male comes along, expects you to make sacrifices for her, will alienate you from your family, will cheat on you and destroy you even after the relationship is over.

Dog = loves you unconditionally and thinks you're the most amazing thing in the world.

VoxVirilis · 2018-12-20T20:49:58+00:00

Damn, someone must be cutting onions in my office.

catboxbob · 2018-12-20T21:17:41+00:00

just got some dust in my eye.

Does_This_Checkout · 2018-12-20T19:10:17+00:00

man, in my next life I want to come back as that dog

Helstromme · 2018-12-20T21:10:38+00:00

We don't deserve dogs.

GoneMYway · 2018-12-20T21:22:10+00:00

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

ALargeRock · 2018-12-20T22:08:44+00:00

I need a dog.

NotMyWomen · 2018-12-20T23:14:15+00:00

Booter

Kicker

This guys got a foot fetish, lol.

abrunk74 · 2018-12-20T20:57:49+00:00

I should have waiting until school got out to watch this

InputEmitter · 2018-12-20T22:44:28+00:00

Dammit, thanks for the emotions bro.

ILoveJuices · 2018-12-21T02:39:22+00:00

I'm not crying, you're crying.

unpluggedoasis · 2018-12-21T08:45:11+00:00

So many feels. Men need combat and adventure, none of this office drone soy crap.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2018-12-21T02:52:12+00:00

Who’s cutting onions in here

Cosmohig · 2018-12-21T02:56:49+00:00

If mgtow have a mascot, it's the dog! 1000% that guy is an inspiration. I wanna take a 6 month road trip of doing all those things

ragnar723 · 2018-12-21T03:23:52+00:00

I just used too much visine by accident THATS ALL LEAVE ME ALONE

tomgoatb88 · 2018-12-21T04:43:21+00:00

Dude that story was so sad. Omg I would be devastated and got in an accident and my dog died from that. Rip good boy.

hhhvgggvg · 2018-12-21T09:24:29+00:00

this is so pure on so many levels

tuobagnikniht · 2018-12-21T12:23:10+00:00

I love dogs so much

GoneMYway · 2018-12-20T21:21:08+00:00

https://giphy.com/gifs/im-not-crying-youre-sCmk1ZaOizp3q

Sly21C · 2018-12-20T23:18:14+00:00

They'll say "there's something wrong with him, otherwise he would be with a woman", "he's gay", "he can't get it up, that's why he's not seen with women", etc.

xxxKG · 2018-12-21T08:24:00+00:00

I'm not crying, you're crying

massy525 · 2018-12-21T15:50:36+00:00

He seems to be selfie documenting the accident he was in while it happened. Seems real shook up over his loss... I mean I know when I am in a serious lose situation my first instinct is to start taking docu-drama selfies. Not to mourn the loss or anything. This is either fake or this guy is basically a shitty person.

ibz646 · 2018-12-22T13:53:39+00:00

That's true love right there❤️

mgtowaccess · 2018-12-21T06:26:04+00:00

When some proud Son of Man returns to Earth, Unknown to Glory, but upheld by Birth, The sculptor’s art exhausts the pomp of woe, And storied urns record who rests below. When all is done, upon the Tomb is seen, Not what he was, but what he should have been. But the poor Dog, in life the firmest friend, The first to welcome, foremost to defend, Whose honest heart is still his Master’s own, Who labours, fights, lives, breathes for him alone, Unhonoured falls, unnoticed all his worth, Denied in heaven the Soul he held on earth – While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven, And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven.  Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour, Debased by slavery, or corrupt by power – Who knows thee well, must quit thee with disgust, Degraded mass of animated dust! Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat, Thy tongue hypocrisy, thy heart deceit! By nature vile, ennobled but by name, Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame. Ye, who behold perchance this simple urn, Pass on – it honours none you wish to mourn. To mark a friend’s remains these stones arise; I never knew but one -- and here he lies.

Bestoftherest222 · 2018-12-20T22:57:02+00:00

Dude falls asleep at the wheel and kills his best friend. He proceeds to make a video about it. Amazing level of narcissism.

SpinPlates · 2018-12-20T23:30:32+00:00

Dogs are cool and fun, I've had many dogs growing up but I really don't understand the OBSESSION that millennials have with them.

At the end of the day it's a really dumb animal that loves you unconditionally and doesn't speak back to you. Not a soulmate you revolve your life around. Poochie will literally eat your face if you croak inside the house and he cant get to his food.

Make human friends. Male friends. Real brotherhood.

Title	A D V E N T U R E - B U O Y
Author	raam1993
Upvotes	386
Comments	43
Date	December 20, 2018 5:54 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a80hfj/a_d_v_e_n_t_u_r_e_b_u_o_y/
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