I'm laughing my ass off right now and just wanted to share.

I've heard so much about this behavior, but being involved first hand is definitely something else.

Back in the day she gave me the "You're such a good friend..." treatment, wanted to travel the cock carousel world and all that stuff.

Contact died down after college, we are in our late 20s now and met at a mutual friend's wedding (F's for him, poor fella) a few weeks back.

Apparently she broke up with some guy that cheated on her and plans on moving back to town.

Well, today I got a text message. She got my number through one of our friends and asked if I had anything planned for the weekend. We should grab dinner and catch up.

I somewhat expected to hear from her again, because my friend said that she was asking questions about me, but I'm still amazed at things being this blatantly obvious.

Yeah girl, traveling the world catching STDs but interested in catching up with me now?

No thanks, I'll pass.