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[β]Watermelon_Soldier49 points50 points51 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He looks like he didnβt even age, just grew out his facial hair. She looks like she ate Willy Wonkas blueberry bubble gum
[β]dm-me-your-wallpaper4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God damn you right
Edit: about the male part
[β]FutureIsManAndRobot44 points45 points46 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
There are lots of girls I wanted to fuck in high school and college but wouldn't touch with a 10ft pole now 10 years down the road. I have bettered myself and built a successful venture while they were busy partying and fucking around with Chad and Tyrone. Now I get to laugh and they get to send me messages on Facebook to try and woo me but I never reply to them.
Especially this girl, Julie, back in high school she was the absolute bomb. Something like quarter Asian she had a cute lovely face with almond shaped eyes but otherwise looked Caucasian. But more importantly she had an absolutely dream body, slender but with absolutely huge head-sized boobies, mind blowingly huge, especially for her age at the time.
She didn't even do sports, she was just genetically gifted, and I see that now. No matter how genetically gifted they are, they all end up hitting the wall. She is now fat, still has huge tits but she now looks like an ogre. Back then my buddy was telling to beware of big titted girls, they all end up getting fat, and he was right. She isn't the only one either, all the big titties girls I know became fat after 25.
So I made my move back then and approached her, she rejected me and shamed me, laughed at me with her friends after that whenever she saw me. But in the end I feel like I dodged a bullet when I see what she looks like now. She talked to me on Facebook, told me that it was immature of her to reject me back then and that we can express our true feelings now that we are both adults. Bitch please, my feelings for you are long gone, especially now that you went from being a 9 to being a 4 LMAO.
[β]mukhtar2425 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
These bitchs think we stupid or something
[β]TheSpiderDungeon6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The whiteknights and betas are. Why else would they buy into that garbage?
[β]TGWWHOW5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So I made my move back then and approached her, she rejected me and shamed me, laughed at me with her friends after that whenever she saw me.
I would never forget nor forgive that, I may have gone nuclear revenge on her dumb ass and she wouldn't have suspected shit, that kind of nasty shit is disgusting and show how truly ugly on the inside she is and how she still is, whoever who would have gone nuclear on her ass would be karmic retribution.
But in the end I feel like I dodged a bullet when I see what she looks like now.
that shows how much god loves you, it was fate for you to be saved and be a winner.
She talked to me on Facebook, told me that it was immature of her to reject me back then and that we can express our true feelings now that we are both adults.
tell her to take back everything bad she did in the past, not true feelings and that bullshit, tell her to travel back to the past and undo whatever evil or bad stuff she had done in the past and only then "both of us can dance", both of you know nobody can do that, let her know that she can only settle down for a loser and that the hot guys will bang hot chicks that will end up like her and tell her to enjoy getting herself used by creepy guys.
[β]DrasticGoDown 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think everyone winds up knowing people in highschool who are naturally attractive with almost no effort, eating whatever they want and never gaining a pound.
It never lasts, and when things start getting difficult they dont have the tools necessary to recover from it, instead looking back at the world and wondering how the world became so hostile.
[β]ZRDM1988 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh, I had girls mock the the fact a short guy asked them out in highschool/college; quickly how quickly things change isnt it.
[β]harrison_wheels28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"500 dicks and one wall later, I am ready to settle down now. Give money plz."
[β]lonewolf268312 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lowballing the dicks a bit aren't ya?
[β]thiszombieoverhere1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make it 5000
[β]TowerOfMG23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She looks like a grape.
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[β]Heyo__Maggots14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A raisin to give up on women
[β]gloomcel0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolute unit
[β]alexyong3420 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noise pun
[β]BlackWinterShinigami12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Later for Laura, I liked Myra....rip
[β]ChiTownBob8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Steve Urkel (left) as a geeky kid created some potion which turned him into Stefan a guy who was a PUA and Laura wanted him really badly. The potion wore off and he went back to his geeky self and she didn't want him anymore.
[β]consios884 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Laura got with steve at the end of the show they were engaged. It was the perfect fairy tail ending. But in reality the chances of someone like urkel getting even an average girl is slim to none especially in the present with tinder.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm young enough to remember Family Matters.
The storyline you're talking about, originated with Jerry Lewis and The Nutty Professor.
Even these modern love stories are all from Shakespear, 500+ years ago.
[β]thats0K2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
is it just impossible for any of them to remain a normal weight as they get older? or do they literally all border on obese or overweight?
[β]thiszombieoverhere0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No thanks
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[β]alexyong3423 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Err look around u brah
[β]fredanderssen2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jaleel White is a handsome, successful man. Why would you think women wouldnβt want him?
[β]magikarpjones-3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What? Iβm sure they would.
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