Lmfao, they getting scientific with it.

canichangemyname28 · 2019-06-01T17:59:07+00:00

Ah, signs of despair, how quaint.

Kleverhar · 2019-06-01T18:15:49+00:00

What's funny about this is guys over 40 who only keep girls under 25 in their life don't have strokes.

ShiroeTatsune · 2019-06-01T17:02:57+00:00

Well they are trying probably because no sane person would still commit to them

MGTOWch · 2019-06-01T18:06:44+00:00

Funny because they will certainly be the cause of your heart attack.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-06-01T18:01:34+00:00

Nah postwall women offer the same as younger ones just a lot shittier.

Profitglutton · 2019-06-01T18:52:17+00:00

I’ve heard what happens to men who have this happen to them. Usually their wife cleans them out while they are in the hospital or openly flaunt their affair during this time. After which they’d just send them to a home while singing all of his assets in their name while waiting for him to die.

richbeezy · 2019-06-01T18:29:56+00:00

Guess who causes the stroke? Endless nagging from a post wall Roastie, that’s who.

nana31og · 2019-06-01T17:29:13+00:00

It's funny they assume we'll be as fat and unhealthy as they are. Nope, bitch. Men over 60 are fitter than you, slut. GTFO.

[deleted] · 2019-06-01T19:07:58+00:00

Usually the women are the ones who cause the stroke.

mongolian_usa · 2019-06-01T18:39:12+00:00

Not if my stroke happens while I'm nailing a vapid hottie.

Poorerteaspoons · 2019-06-01T17:22:10+00:00

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UmbraAnimo · 2019-06-01T17:33:43+00:00

As if the bitch would do anything after recognising it.

aquaticscrotum6969 · 2019-06-01T17:17:57+00:00

They are scared that a man may fall over dead and not have a vulture there to pick his bones.

DWShimoda · 2019-06-01T21:56:37+00:00

Remember guys... **regardless of YOUR age there's little point in getting married to any chick that ISN'T** under 30 (that's the "Best Before/Sell By" age limit for having healthy kids)!

And there is absolutely NO point in marrying old broad that's 40+ (About all they will do is CAUSE you to have a stroke or coronary).

Best Option: Go MGTOW & Stay Healthy.

[deleted] · 2019-06-01T18:35:09+00:00

Kiss my ass in the crack while I shit down your throat, bitch, while I plow your twin 18-yo daughters. Often. On your bed. While you are at work. Wiping our sweat and bodily fluids onto your pillow cases.

Yours truly,

Over the hill.

MarzMonkey · 2019-06-01T21:17:39+00:00

So continue sticking to college age nursing students.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-06-01T19:00:01+00:00

Please they recognize the sign of a stroke as long as they aren’t the beneficiary on the life insurance policy, once you do that you can rest assured she will press that pillow over your face and guide you to the light.

Suited_Vulture · 2019-06-01T19:33:10+00:00

I understand why they're saying that ... Must be scary as hell to have whored your best years away and now slowly but surely descend into invisibility and irrelevance. The wall takes no prisoners :-)

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2019-06-01T20:29:37+00:00

Even if she knows the signs of a stroke, is she any more or less likely to let you live or die ... or just abandon you if you become a cripple.

shatterthecrystal63 · 2019-06-01T21:19:11+00:00

They understand the signs of a stroke because they're the cause of them.

oirectine00 · 2019-06-01T21:29:47+00:00

Is this a subtle way of saying "date single moms" because so many of them enroll in nursing school?

r8001 · 2019-06-01T21:38:32+00:00

Yeah no thanks, at least young women have ONE THING to offer -- their good looks.

[deleted] · 2019-06-01T22:44:56+00:00

i never understood old men that got remarried to women in their 40s and 50s. Its like whats the fucking point do you really want that drama in your life?

hardtostarboard2016 · 2019-06-01T23:12:09+00:00

So I should date my doctor?

samsoldit · 2019-06-01T23:17:49+00:00

I'll just go ahead and die

I-am-the-lul · 2019-06-02T00:17:02+00:00

We'll be hearing a lot of extra bitching from Millennial women as more of them reach middle age in the coming years.

Below is a list of things that women your own age have over younger women:

They might remember some of the same things you do.
If you love boxed wine and cats, you're in luck.
If dealing with her baggage is your thing, you're in more luck.
Do you miss having some old biddy nag you about mostly pointless shit, then you're going to love women your own age.
Do crows-feet, droopy jowls and cellulite turn you on, then my friend, you just hit the jackpot.

KarosGraveyard · 2019-06-02T03:58:23+00:00

More like the SOURCE of said stroke. No thanks cunt.

You threw away your dignity and life when you rode the cock carousel in your 20s and now your pair bonding ability has gone to shit and you look like Thanos’ wrinkled ballsack on a good day.

You made your bed. Time to sleep on it.

Edit: Oho I triggered someone enough for them to leave a dislike hmm?

NoCharism · 2019-06-02T05:44:58+00:00

lol no

im only 25, but if id be 40 one day, im not gonna marry an old used hag

AeternusDoleo · 2019-06-02T05:52:02+00:00

Understands those signs... as in she will give you one, or has personal experience with one? Either way, not interested...

paleotow · 2019-06-02T06:48:08+00:00

why, so she can run off with all of your assets?

harrison_wheels · 2019-06-02T06:48:46+00:00

The wall shows no mercy.

jimjames1967 · 2019-06-02T13:39:09+00:00

Hahaha!!

If you're ever bored make a PoF profile that protects you anonymity and browse the 30-39 year old women crowd. Once you get through a few profiles, check out the 20-29 years olds. The difference is staggering. There shouldn't even be a search engine on these dating apps for any women over 30. LOL

SomethinLikDis · 2019-06-02T00:19:07+00:00

Fast, like how long it took you to loose your clothes for Chad

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2019-06-02T01:42:20+00:00

They hate men so much that even illness in males is a joke to femanoids. How much more evidence do you need to convince you that they aren't worth anything from you!?!?!!??

Title	Lmfao, they getting scientific with it.
Author	Naru4odo
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Comments	49
Date	June 1, 2019 4:47 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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Comments

Remember guys... regardless of YOUR age there's little point in getting married to any chick that ISN'T under 30 (that's the "Best Before/Sell By" age limit for having healthy kids)!

And there is absolutely NO point in marrying old broad that's 40+ (About all they will do is CAUSE you to have a stroke or coronary).

Best Option: Go MGTOW & Stay Healthy.

Remember guys... **regardless of YOUR age there's little point in getting married to any chick that ISN'T** under 30 (that's the "Best Before/Sell By" age limit for having healthy kids)!