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[–]Blackfysh8840 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Only ten? Typical female favoritism.
[–]Corzaa3123 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should be ten per accusation.
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[–]ale66992 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You cannot onestly deny that women get lighter sentences
[–]Three-Legged-Fox16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is assault a euphemism for an attempted harpooning?
[–]Careful_Description4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Relevant gorilla silhouette in the top right corner
[–]NickTesla201815 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Is she ordering a couple of pizzas before turning herself in?
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Two large triple-Cheese Pizzas with Double-stuffed Cheesey Crust, w/extra cheese, and a Diet Coke please."
[–]treesplease124 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always the Diet Coke, you know, because I take care of mah body 😂
[–]mgtow__uk2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she might already have a triple cheese pizza... between her legs. Oh shit! BARF! Karma came quick on that one, ruined my own damned appetite. fml
[–]Lunchie831 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't believe in the empty calories.
[–]NickTesla20181 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never understood the diet soda along with a shitload of other stuff. Might as well go all-in.
[–]NoWayYouSadCunt5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omfg this made my day
[–]sk12392 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my sides...
[–]LiveTheTruth32112 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Im thinking size was a factor in that verdict.
[–]dark2kn1ght6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep the guys couldn't escape her gravitational pull.
[–]ducaati1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She will require larger portions, thus increasing cost of incarceration.
[–]SaharaFatCat6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
So, I read the article.... It seems she was getting compensation for claiming rape and wanted to get more. There is something in the UK that the government will pay victims of violent crime.
This is scary. There is a financial incentive to make false claims there. Scary. A lawyer website I saw said £11000-44000 for a rape claim.
Edit: typo
[–]loldave875 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
UK is clown world
[–]chrisd8481 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The UK is a great country, well, Scotland specifically is
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless you teach your pug to salute like Hitler. Then, your liberty will cost £800.
[–]MotherSammy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It's shite bein' Sco'esh!"
You are colonized by wankers😂
[–]tchower5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who in their right mind would ever want to sexually assault her? Lol
[–]Geekgamerinc_Twitch3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you sure it's a storm? The rumbling you hear could just be the vibrations caused by this woman's footsteps.
[–]loldave872 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
only 10 years for lying FIFTEEN times to a judge, and potentially ruining their lives.
[–]GrisBosque1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Notice the dyed red hair and hateful look. She was pissed because nobody would screw her.
[–]schlongzilla691 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, it looks like at least a 15 man job.
[–]hotassdotonline1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just for orientation, what part of the body are we looking at right now?
[–]pwnzusauce1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here is where the doubt meme comes in handy
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm surprised she hasn't accused a cucumber of sexual assault, though a woman that large probably uses a watermelon for a dildo.
[–]mcgillisfareed3310 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Needs whipping not just jailing and entry into a false accuser list
And what happens in prison to fat vulnerable people? Its very ironic.
[–]hardtostarboard20160 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
10 years at sea world.
[–]Asyhlt0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reginald, pls bring your master the elephant gun. We will shoot a truly colossal specimen today.
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