This Just In! More and More Women Enjoying Being Single, While It's Making Men Sad! (Hamstering at it's best)

So I had this article sent to me from a plate recently and upon reading the title I had assumed it was more feminist propaganda bullshit. However it looks like it was based on an actual study done by Avvo. Normally I would have dismissed the article altogether as more female hamstering and move on with my life. Although I decided to dig into the study, and my only explanation is that the women that answered the questions of the poll answered what they wanted to believe not the actual truth of the matter.

 

A fine example of this is the "body positivity movement" and the women that actually believe and participate in this utter horse shit. A wild trigglypuff appears, and sifting through her profile will give you good insight into just how delusional some women can be. She probably believes that despite the fact that she's over 300 pounds that men will want her anyway...because hamster...fuck logic and common sense. Here's two more examples I found with a quick google search. Is it true single women and married men do best? which is written by...you guessed it, a post wall never married childless women that needs validation for her shit tier lifestyle decisions. Let's disregard the fact that twice as many women will be diagnosed with depression as men. Women are as a whole more dishonest than men, they even lie to their doctors more than men and would be more likely to discuss medical issues with their hairstylist. Yes you read that correctly.

 

The Hamster is all there is and it has no moral code

You guys remember James Holmes? That sick fuck that shot up a screening of a batman movie and killed a bunch of people in a movie theater. Well as you can probably guess he has a whole shit ton of female admirers. These women write to him and send him pictures and have probably tried(or have) slept with him if at all possible. While the senders' identities are all redacted, most appear to be written by females. "Fellow mass murderer Charles Manson is one of the most famous inmates to have had a slew of fans over the years, eventually leading him to becoming engaged to a bride less than half his age despite being jailed for life."

I honestly couldn't make this shit up even if I wanted to.

Another good example is this vice article about female prison guards fucking the inmates. After googling around it seems as though it is fairly common place. It doesn't matter what the guy is in for. Hell, I'm sure the more heinous the crime the more attractive he is to the female hamster who is looking for the next bad boy. The chick that sent this article to me in the first place once was talking about one of her exes and how much of an asshole he was, after sometime she accidentally slipped and blerted out "I think that's why I found him so attractive". Upon questioning she would deny she finds guys like this attractive at all and "can't stand douches". Meanwhile whenever I blow her off or make an offhand comment about how little importance she actually is to me she lights up like a Christmas tree and bombards me with questions and texts all day long. Never underestimate the power of the female hamster gentlemen.

 

More and More Women Enjoying Being Single, While It's Making Men Sad?

Going back to the original article I was going to discuss, it's amazing to me how women will even lie to themselves and on polls/surveys. Now I don't actually believe that most of the women that answered these relationship and marriage questions were lying to inflate the numbers on the survey(although I'm sure some did). However I do believe that the women who answered these questions answered what they themselves wanted to believe, and perhaps some were young in their 20s and assuming things would always be the way they are now(pre-wall). These are the same kind of people(women) that buy into shit like "The Secret". I'm sure a disproportionate number of women believe in magic, tarot cards, and the "power of positive thinking" verses men whom believe in taking action and seeing the world for what it is not what they want it to be. I also think the men that answered did so honestly so the fact that 58% of single men are happy single and would be okay staying that way is hilarious.

 

Back to the study and the article it's easy to see how the women answering the question would hamster their way to write that they were happier single and could stay that way.(I DON'T NEED NO MAN!) In reality we all know women aren't like that and most don't like to stay single for very long and are always looking albeit not necessarily online, and that ultimately despite what women say to others and to themselves they do want to get married(at least the vast majority do) and are happier in a relationships. Most women, even younger women are desperate for the real life attention and validation/stimulation they can only achieve through a relationship. Post wall women that I have met are damn near foaming at the mouth if they're single, and come to think of it this article was sent to me from a post wall plate.