I have an idea for crowdsourcing good answers to some subtle shit tests that women give us. We should have a WikiAnswers for this stuff!

For example:

  • Woman: Violence doesn't solve anything!

TRP: Of course YOU say that. It would be like a mentally retarded person saying that intelligence doesn't solve anything. The retard wants to try to remove the area where they have no hope of winning from the list of options. Tell you what honey, if there is a time where violence is needed to solve a problem, I'll be there to handle it for you.

-- This does a few things to give her tingles. You frame in her mind your power and protection, and you appeal your power to her weakness. There is a good chance she says to herself, well if he can fill this very necessary need in MY life.. what can I do for his? Your condescension at the end is the kind she would get from her dad, and she will frustratingly find she likes it.

  • Woman: I wish men would help out more around the house.

TRP: When Lewis and Clark wrote about travelling through the American West, every time they encountered a native tribe they noticed a trend. The women did just about everything. Farmed, butchered animals, child care. The men were there, but did nothing. Why? What was their role? Their role was security. Security against who? Other men of course. The world is an extremely dangerous place, and men are uniquely designed to provide protection, but only to those women they value and their kids. Do you think much has changed in the evolution of the human animal? The fact that a man is there, protecting you from a violent world where a rape and a murder can happen all too easily to you is an incredible contribution to the household. Never discount that. The alternative is to hen peck him until he leaves, rendering you defenseless and alone

-- Lots of stuff here. Women have abandonment issues. Women never really feel safe unless their man is around. It reminds women that their man is much more physically capable than them. Plus some dread game

  • Woman: I hate it when men cheat, but you would never cheat on me would you?

TRP: Of course not. That kind of behavior is dishonorable and skeevy. Don't worry, If I ever felt the need to cheat on you I would just break up with you first. I'm honorable that way.

-- It reminds women of their obligation to do things which encourage their man to stay, rather than having them dwell on how much more they think the man should do for them. The single biggest, by far, card that men hold in a relationship is their willingness to walk away (this is why marriage is often not a good idea)

============================================================== The theme of the subtle shit test response is the same as the regular ones, a solipsistic woman asks herself, what can this man do for me? A TRPer answers in a way that reminds the woman that in any relationship with an Alpha (which is what they all crave) it is the man who must be kept happy . If you answer like a beta ("Oh dear, you are so right!") then that fulfills her mental picture as being the one with all the value who must be kept happy. Their feminine brain will cause them to believe that is what they want, but their lizard brain will always remind them that they want a strong Alpha who takes charge of the family.

What are some others? What better answers to these 3 subtle shit test do we got?