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[–]Tyranid_Swarmlord61 points62 points63 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
False.
A Succubus would drain your energy, soul and semen.
A Succubus would shapeshift and be a 100/10 at BARE MINIMUM.
A Succubus would feed then leave after munching on your soul for, at most, probably a week till you died a satisfied death.
Modern women are not like this. Modern women want to be princess snowflakes while cucking you and doing nothing on their end.
They would drain your wallet, soul , energy and sanity untill you die/kys after decades while the state backs their decisions. Leaving you a dried out husk and a mere fragment of what you were before.
Entitled to your everything while giving nothing in return, all to pander to the impossible task of permanently satisfying the ultimate treasure in their head. Social Status.
Let me Emphasize this in clear detail.
They managed to be worse & more damaging than the biblical demons of lust.
I would honestly be amazed if not for the fact that it's disgusting beyond hell.
[–]Sir_manalot24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This.
Satan is more loving then the modern women.
[–]CeleritySteam6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The sad part is it's literally true. When you do see him, Eve, Job, etc he's at least offering something in exchange and would probably actually follow through.
[–]flee_market1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pacino was the best Satan. He doesn't make anyone do anything, they do it to themselves. He gives them the rope but they are the ones who hang themselves with it.
[–]SomeGhostingGuy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When you think about, he is the guy with the red-pills in the bible while the blue-pill guy surely is overreacting.
What did Satan do in the bible anyway except of red pilling Adam and Eve? Kill a flock of goats, and that only as example to make an argument. Have a chat with Big. J. Done.
Compared to the multiple global extinction events done by the "good" side, many for petty reasons, that is pretty ... tame.
[–]CeleritySteam0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But caring for yourself is bad!
No seriously, I'm surprised they even left that in there given the goal was you know, making one side look good and the other evil and all.
[–]elementalwalruss2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well damn. Didn't think about it this way lol.
[–]MrMannheim0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And yet the church and state fully support women doing this.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much, without the sex after some time, just sucking out your soul and peace until you drop off dead. Then she will nag to your body some more before you go underground. But even then do not think it is over, because she will come to your grave and keep nagging like the good ol' times.
[–]swapnilsathe112 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Oh boy. Cannot wait to get married.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Let me know the date, another one bites the dust from the Queen is always the best soundtrack for those events. Ah!
[–]swapnilsathe16 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Date is 1st of January of NEVER. Hope you can make it there. 😂😂
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turning right after the second star, right? I'll be there! Maybe I will celebrate my marriage there too.
[–]chart66530 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know you but I was so relieved that you were kidding about the wedding lol. Congrats!
[–]3amDinner0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh shit i swear soon as i read the first post i already heard in my head...
bump bump bump, ba-bump-bump, bum ba-bump hahahaha
[–]ThirstySasquatch0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's a bag of skittles with one cyanide pill in it. Eat one a day. Same thing haha
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
My dad told me that when my maternal grandpa was on his deathbed grandma was nagging him about something that happened 30 years before. I loved my grandma but AWALT.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, great story, I also have one about my grandparents but it sucks even more
[–]Dank_Meems7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except the sex goes away after about 6 months, then they spend all their free time posting slutty shit on instagram and playing head games with you to keep themselves interested, because they're bored little children that have nothing else to do with their time. Meanwhile, you're just looking for someone to come home to after a long, shitty day, and now you have to play these stupid games with some dumb cunt because that's just what you're supposed to do.............
[–]16Gauge 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't want to see 'em succubus with goblins.
[–]MGTOWManofMystery5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or get married -- but marriage ends sex... so not a perfect example.
[–]MonkModeEngage 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always trust Butts_Magoo
[–]CeleritySteam2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Demon bitch at least won't hit the wall after a few years and has nice tits. Yet another example of failing against even weak competition!
[–]Ahielia0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Was that comment made on a mgtow-sub?
I'd expect such a redpill comment to be downvoted into oblivion.
[–]ILOVENOGGERS[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/Braincels
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think being killed by a succubi would be more desirable than dating a woman in 2018. Certainly less painful.
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My dad told me that when my maternal grandpa was on his deathbed grandma was nagging him about something that happened 30 years before. I loved my grandma but AWALT.
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