It’s a superpower now

throwaway198012122 · 2019-05-05T16:38:18+00:00

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Pete_Maverick · 2019-05-05T16:47:11+00:00

My superpower? Up, up and away!!! (begone thot)

MichaelSkarn_FBI · 2019-05-05T17:10:21+00:00

My superpower is my bullshit detector. I can’t see through walls, lead, or clothing, but I see through bullshit from a mile away.

Sir_Koopaman · 2019-05-05T17:38:20+00:00

My superpower is not having multiple kids with multiple men. Or since I'm a guy, not knocking up multiple women and bailing.

PrinceRaj53 · 2019-05-05T17:38:52+00:00

whats your superpower

Not being a whore and taking responsibility for my own actions, instead of blaming the patriarchy.

bigboilerdawg · 2019-05-05T16:37:12+00:00

My spidey senses are tingling.

ChattRoom · 2019-05-05T18:05:13+00:00

MGTOW mods are faggots.

amasiphoto · 2019-05-05T16:46:08+00:00

Not having chunky legs.

boisdevie · 2019-05-05T18:28:36+00:00

My superpower is understanding how contraception works.

richbeezy · 2019-05-05T18:40:44+00:00

Having kids is a super power. Pretty soon they are going to start patting themselves on the back for dropping a gnarly duece.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-05-05T17:37:04+00:00

Squats

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2019-05-05T18:28:24+00:00

Not having a 100 + pound tumor known as a femanoid on my back

The-Deviant-One · 2019-05-05T19:53:34+00:00

*turns phone sideways * Yall think the yoga pants are holding in a fupa?

ForNowICanSee · 2019-05-05T21:05:38+00:00

Those leggings are holding in the flab on both sides, you can’t fool me with those spanx.

Losingsteamfast · 2019-05-05T22:29:04+00:00

-fat tucked into high waisted compression pants.

-black & white with a filter

-doesnt show entire upper half of body

-description of self is "I'm a mom!"

-picture in a public bathroom

Yeah this woman is a goblin in person.

RedPilledSimp · 2019-05-05T18:14:43+00:00

What is the superpower again? A too flat and too low butt? I don't get it.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-05-05T19:40:20+00:00

leaping sub 6 foot tall beta bailout boys in a single bound.

ono_licious · 2019-05-05T21:01:59+00:00

She’s actually misshaped. Repellent form.
And her “superpower” is literally so common that rodents can do it.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-05T21:15:27+00:00

Roast beef sandwich, to go. With a side of pancake ass.

Whirrlz · 2019-05-05T22:05:09+00:00

I have the power to not give a shit.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-05-05T23:19:20+00:00

"My superpower is massive irresponsibility and the inability to close my legs"

throwywayyyyee · 2019-05-06T00:03:49+00:00

Mgtow is like a super power. I get the time stone cos i don't have to waste time on hoes, or work hours to pay for them. I also get the reality stone because i see shit as it really is. Someone think of the others haha

006rbc · 2019-05-06T01:43:33+00:00

Saw something as dumb as this on the back of a minivan, "I'm the mother of twins, what's your super power?".

Lavendercrimson12 · 2019-05-06T02:14:49+00:00

Not really a fan of those weird long asses, sorry biatch

The50Gunner · 2019-05-06T03:48:59+00:00

Single moms should be single for life.

sbp1991 · 2019-05-06T13:37:27+00:00

I can write "what's" using apostrophe.

Title	It’s a superpower now
Author	sgsblue
Upvotes	92
Comments	30
Date	May 5, 2019 4:35 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bkzspu/its_a_superpower_now/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/its-a-superpower-now.471519 https://theredarchive.com/post/471519

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