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[–]schemadrome226 points227 points228 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I had reason to cry when my younger sister started dating one of my homeys. That's how he vanished from my life.
[–]ElectricPatriot126 points127 points128 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He violated a bro code. Never date a friend's sister.
[–]hellabad51 points52 points53 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Outside of being fucked up, the main reason to never date your friend's sister is because of what happens after the relationship is over. You put the bro in the awkward position of picking between you or his own sister. You won't be welcome over anymore if they live together, family events are also fucked.
[–]davisyoung28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its all about the boundaries. Coworkers, neighbors, that cute waitress at your favorite restaurant. One should think about the consequences when things go tits up.
[–]GrisBosque9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can date them.... but its about establishing realities...
first comes those of best and most benefit....
Everyone else get in line down from these guys...
[–]shelly1467287 points88 points89 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's bro. I feel it.
[–]Regencyflw22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeaaaaaa that guy wasn’t your homey if he wanted to fuck your little sister. That shit’s disrespectful. He could’ve found another girl to simp with. You lost nothing.
[–]pnwhomebrewer7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Agree plus it’s just weird. It’s like fucking your best friend if he was a girl.
[–]schemadrome-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
such friends are often called "girlfriends". but i think i know what you mean.
[–]schemadrome0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He wasn't into my sister at first, because he did not know her. In terms of respect, I would have sold my younger siblings into black slavery just to get rid of those deadbeat freeloaders.
[–]NewHum2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That’s totally against the bro code and generally fucked up. You don’t date people inside your friend circle so you never put them in a situation of having to choose between people when the relationship is over.
Your friend is a dick!
Thank you
[–]schemadrome1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You don’t date people inside your friend circle so you never put them in a situation of having to choose between people when the relationship is over
I did not know that, but back then I thought that it would not be my style.
[–]NewHum0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well it makes sense thoe. The whole bro code joke just mean that your friends shouldn’t put you in situations where life cut be difficult for you as a result of their actions.
That’s why you don’t date your friends sister, you don’t talk badly about your bros and you don’t make thinks awkward for them.
[–]PDaddyXXX157 points158 points159 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Greg killed himself two years later. He never found peace in marriage so he found it in death.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit! LOL in real life haha!
[–]DangZagnut89 points90 points91 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
With this ring, I thee dead.
[–]rejac21842 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I now sentence you as man and wife.
[–]chart665315 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"I do"
'You may cuck the groom.' 'Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present to you, Mrs. and Mrs. John Smith'
[–]Dynamitking14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I now pronounce you puppet and wife.
[–]debanked66 points67 points68 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Two mens lives were ruined that night
[–]amer21561 points62 points63 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After Greg was divorced by Karen and she took their 2 kids, Greg couldent pay child support so Greg went into hiding, and left his children money in his will when they become independent. Fuck Karen.
[–]frankmarlowe58 points59 points60 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Marriages, much like funerals, are where we dress up in our finest to mourn the loss of a loved one and pretend they're in a "better place"
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nailed it.
[–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
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[–]SlwWlkng22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
[–]randomgamerguy199712 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
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[–]SSTEAS4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]StillAlive774 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]FaAlt38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago* (11 children) | Copy Link
That's the truth man. I have lost every single one of my friends to them getting married.
I don't mind being single, but I wish I had more single friends. That's almost impossible to find them in your 30's.
[–]ArtDeve19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Once their wives hit their midlife crisis (30s for women) your buddies will be back, needing to sleep on the couch, and in desperate need of support. Show them what they have been missing!
[–]FaAlt11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Not quite. One that got married 10 years ago just got divorced almost two years ago (I found out at my last friend's wedding). He was pretty devastated, had to sell his house and moved back in with his parents. I told him we should catch up some time, but we never did. I checked his facebook a few months later and he was dating another girl. Haven't heard from either friend since. I used to have a lot of friends, now I have zero because they all got married.
[–]ArtDeve1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, its too bad you couldn't be there to intervene when he was jumping between women. Make new friends. The old ones may (or may not) be back.
[–]FaAlt1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's really difficult to make friends in your 30's. At least where I live it's near impossible if you are single and aren't into doing drugs or getting drunk. In my city it seems people are either married and have kids by their thirties or they really don't have their shit together and they are drifting around bouncing from relationship to relationship.
[–]WanderlustYouth1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
THIS, many think that once old friends get divorced it'll be like the old times NOPE. Because they've become so dependent of relying on another person they desperately search for the next woman as if being in a relationship was their life line. Reminds me of my stupid uncle who after being divorced again married a single mother of 3, within 6 months...
[–]FaAlt1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
desperately search for the next woman as if being in a relationship was their life line.
Yep, I had the newly divorced one tell me he thought living alone sounded like a waste of a life and he didn't know what he'd do with himself if he wasn't in a relationship. At that point there isn't enough common ground to sustain a friendship.
For what it's worth, I have an uncle that was married once, but has lived pretty much his whole life alone. He's rather eccentric, has a house that's almost entirely off the grid and a seems to prefer isolation. I rarely see him as he lives out in the middle of nowhere, but I really like the guy, and the older I get the more I can identify with him.
[–]WanderlustYouth0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I pretty much pan to have a life similar to you uncle's, minus the married once part. But honestly I just don't understand how some men could this addicted to pussy, its like they have no self preservation instinct when pussy is around...
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Try doing it in your 50's.
[–]FaAlt0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Any luck. Or are we destined to spend our lives in isolation?
I wish there was more discussions of the practicalities of living alone in this sub rather than memes lashing out in frustration with the opposite sex.
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I have found some luck but it takes some work, I joined a meetup for older motorcycle riders and looking to join a Bushcraft group this spring.
[–]GenKyo1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had a best friend some years ago. We talked about everything and shared everything. Full trust. He was almost 10 years older than me, in his early 30's. He wanted to marry and build a family, and eventually got himself a girlfriend. Up until this point everything was fine, then he married... Long story short, he's completely out of my life now. No contact, nothing...
I lost a friend, too. A best friend.
[–]Minko1128 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In hindsight, this is what I should have said at my brother's wedding 😔
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Technically the truth
[–]rejac21817 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Game over, man! Game over!
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[–]rejac2188 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Run away...run away...run away and save your life...
[–]JerryNewton711 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do they play "Highway to Hell" in weddings??
[–]Shadowthrice10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is how it is. I've had several friends get married, and then their wives cut off all their old friends...like me.
[–]MesaBoogeyMan7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The government thanks you for your decision.
[–]moneybeatslooks8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Four Weddings, Four funerals.
[–]TheObelisk6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's honestly what it's like. My best friend got married and i've seen him like 2 or 3 times since then.
[–]Jabronskyi5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why, Greg? WHY?
[–]tymayfeld4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly how i feel every time one of my friends gets a girlfriend. They start to see me less and less until it is nothing more than talking to me over the internet once a week...god I hate women
[–]MrNutsackEyes2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congratulations! You’re now ready to lose half your shit to an ungrateful bitch!
[–]randomgamerguy19973 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor Greg
[–]Paladin29033 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking back, this is what I should’ve said at my brother’s wedding, about 13 years ago. The guy has never been the same since.
He used to be “the man,” the life of the party, always went out and had a few beers with me and the boys.
Then he married some uppity cunt and has two tiny dogs, and turned into a pussy that never goes anywhere and is only concerned with his and hers home improvement projects, and keeping the house looking like a mausoleum.
He basically stopped caring or calling. Now I only see him at family parties, and there’s really nothing ever to talk about.
Rest In Peace to my brother. Although still on Earth, he’s a completely different guy. Basically a stranger to me.
[–]Did_I_Die3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Happier than a man on his wedding day...."
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think I saw this same joke on a T-shirt at a small-town gift shop
[–]somber_smiles2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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LOL! True story. The kids/incels won't get it but the real MGTOWs will.
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[–]683970303 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spotted the white knight
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