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[–]kyledontcare49 points50 points51 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They killed Jesus, true, but you can't keep a good man down. :)
[–]ChiTownBob0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnUvnx7NtE8
[–]Chief_Niggums45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Only goddamn magic trick they perform is making someone else's money disappear
[–]frikabg5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Dude... Everyone can do that!
[–]Saix171 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Unless you are a politician, I have never had another man spend my money. Majority of money spent in the US is by women.
[–]frikabg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am not saying you should let someone spend your money... I am saying that it is not a special gift or some type of hard thing to achieve unlike magic tricks. Can anyone do magic tricks? Hell no! Can anyone spend money? Hell yeah!
[–]Saix170 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Its sort of a magic trick how well women can spend money. I have to put at least some thought into what I am buying and why, they have no issue dropping 80 bucks for some eyeliner without a second thought. Not disagreeing with you, just saying that they have an uncanny ability to do so.
[–]frikabg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i totally agree with you! :)
[–]LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They need feminism for what happened to 3 ladies and 4 gentlemen in Boston 300 years back? Cool. I've heard weaker reasons too.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Salem
[–]LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's practically metro-Boston
[–]wwstewart14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wouldn't that be a godblessed miracle to his followers?
[–]Brother_Judas12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But be not sad that they have killed him.
Christ has risen
In death he has conquered death
And gave life to the dead
[–]trumpisaforcedmeme4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but they only killed one Jesus so...
[–]Beerbeer0074 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
they forgot to read the resurrection part of the book i guess...
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They forget to read most of the Bible.
[–]MrMannheim5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Apparently people didn't realize men also got burned at the stake for "sorcery", but I'm sure those people can burn for all they care.
[–]PorkBomber1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately men's suffering is invisible to the society at large.
[–]Thevoiceofreason4201 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men are still being burned at the stake, but instead of a stake its a tire and instead of happening in America it happens in Africa and all you have to do to receive that punishment is simply be "accused" of being a thief its called rubber necklacing I believe and its fucking awful.
[–]MrMannheim0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit.
[–]bannedaryan3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are just better magicians. I didn't read about any Salem witches rising from the dead. Somebody start naming world famous female magicians quick!
[–]SOA6780 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus was a man of god, the whores who done magic were witches
[–]Magnar960 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They didn't even burn them at the stake, morons out here trying to make serious points while comparing 2 made up stories. Also, they killed men too for being "witches".
[–]MuleFool420 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. Awesome.
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[–]Saix17-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (27 children) | Copy Link
Depends on your belief system. Religion often makes claims that can not be proven.
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[–]Saix17-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
If we are speaking in a completely realistic sense. Dust by now, even if a corpse were found and thought to be Jesus there is nothing we could use to verify this scientifically. It's just one of those things people choose to believe in.
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[–]Saix17-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link
What are you gonna compare the DNA to in order to verify? You would have to already have Jesus's DNA in order to do it, you would have to know 100% that it is him to begin with. As far as I know the chances of Jesus dying somewhere where his remains could be that well preserved (No arctic conditions or lakes where he is said to be buried) is pretty slim. For the record I am not a christian nor do I follow any religion, but this can not be proven one way or the other.
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[–]Saix17-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
Why would it be? Unless you believe in something after all.
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[–]Saix17-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
based on the commonly-held belief that Jesus was a miracle worker, I think.
So you are saying he never existed but you would be willing to say that if they did find DNA it would be miraculous because that is the belief? That's quite a contradiction. There is a difference between proving that the man behind the myth is real vs. the myth itself. From what you have said so far in order to actually believe yourself it would have to be DNA that is miraculous, so deep down you want to but you need proof first.
As far as your argument goes, you can't have it both ways. Either you don't believe he existed therefore you know if they did find DNA it would be normal or you subscribe to the belief that he was a miracle worker therefore his DNA would be different than normal.
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