There's just waaay to much lifefuel in almost every thread here that instead of replying to each one, I must make this thread.

In no particular order:

  • Much privacy! Although I currently still live with my parents, they are literally narcissistic cancer, and my mum's mouth is unbearable and overused and abused.

  • Somewhere to work on my mix tapes! I have a talent and my music teachers always used to say I was the bestest, but I've never had any privacy to rehearse and record.

  • My own kitchen. The current kitchen is occupied by my mum 24/7 and I'm never allowed to use it for anything more than the microwave. I want to bake superior cakes! And other things but mainly CAKES!

  • My own interior design. Though seemingly unfortunately at first my house came with free flooring and all the kitchen cabinets were already put in so I had no choice on any of that, they are all neutral coloured and the flooring is surprisingly very comfortably and supportive. I can at least choose my own furniture, and can always change the flooring in 5-10 years time after the free carpets and floorboards wear out.

  • Paid sex. I'm never going to get any dates as it's never happened before, and I've tried loads of dating sites for a long time and nobody will want to date or touch me with a barge pole because I'm too ugly, poor, disabled and Asian.

  • Self improvement. One huge issue with still living with my parents is they still buy and refuse to stop buying all the junk food. While I want to cook my own cakes, I can use sweeteners instead of sugar and such stuff when I do, which is the main reason as well for wanting to do so. Also I am literally depressed to the point to being bed bound with my crappy family, when I have my house I can set up a side of the lounge with a rug and my gym ball for exercise where no one can see or bother me, and although I'm thinking of getting a gym membership, the problem is the cost so I'll see what I can manage in my house first.

Buuuuuuuut the seller's solicitor is so God damn fucking slow. He was sent the last lot of stuff that needed doing on the 16th, the sellers told me they were aiming to get it all done by the end of the month, and no surprise that it still isn't done.