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[–]Aza38398 points99 points100 points 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
I've always been curious, does any man honestly like those nasty ass long nails? I prefer natural myself and that's without even factoring in the cost associated.
[–]NathanHollister64 points65 points66 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don't. They are disgusting, and hurt when a chick grabs my back during sex. Also, can't help but ask myself how the bitch wipes with those nails. Ugh.
[–]CursingWhileNursing42 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Same here. They look silly, they are quite dangerous and completely unpractical as well. If I see a woman with such nails, I just know that she does not do any kind of work.
[–]PhoneOnMyName11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good observation.
[–]NathanHollister10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah man, those nails just scream "Welfare queen" or "Lives off a man"
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[–]User-31f64a4e5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nobody wants to fuck that.
Apparently they do though. Sad, but true.
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I wanted to fuck wolverine, I'd hit up Hugh Jackman.
[–]justiceavenger223 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The longer a womans finger nails the more of a turn off it is. For me long finger nails can bring a 10 down to a 7. Even natural cut nails with nail polish is kind of a turn off to me.
[–]User-31f64a4e2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The high-maintenance estrogen angels who transform themselves into "look at me girls", somehow appeal to a lot of guys. Personally, it doesn't work for me ... but then, my former liberal "women are like men but with different genitalia" outlook was bullshit too.
Really, it doesn't matter what women do; in the end they are still females, and in this society at least the juice is not worth the squeeze.
[–]zennacko11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For me, natural nails only, not too big as they indicate she doesn't use her hands a whole lot, polish or no polish I don't care, but despite my OCD I find it amusing when there are cracks on the polish LOL
But $300 for hair and nails done is very excessive. Shit, I can get 4 new tires and fill my tank with that kind of money. And unlike the tires that will last me a good 3 years at the very least (excluding accidents and unfortunate punctures), nails and hair have to be re-done every other week (assuming no rain), it's a perpetual money pit FFS.
[–]TrojanPiece2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy crap, I thought I was the only one in the world. I have no idea who would even like those, they gross me out even in porn. Who came up with that idea in the first place, seriously
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Long nails are fucking gross for sure. It makes women look like those crimson heads from the Resident Evil remake.
I remember some TV show or movie scene I briefly saw as a kid, and it showed a couple of women working in a restaurant kitchen using their extremely long nails to flip burgers instead of a spatula.
It made me run out of the room dry heaving. It was one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen in my fucking life, and that's coming from a guy who once watched a real video of a man drowning in his own blood.
[–]BludgeonVIII2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ye man that shit always turns me off completely. Motherfuckers look like God damn witch talons.
[–]boytjie0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've always been curious, does any man honestly like those nasty ass long nails?
I’ve always supposed they do, but I don’t know why. They’re useless for any manual skill (eg. typing). I always wonder how they wipe their bums? The shit under those fingernails. And then she makes you a sandwich...
[–]TubbyMcJiggly0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nails digging into your back during sex is great, but i guess you have to be a masochistic to enjoy it. so im probably in the minority here.
[+]vwolf800-10 points-9 points-8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love long nails, I look at women with short nails as if they're disabled, but I ONLY like them if they're natural. Like if they don't have enough fake shit about them already, they just HAVE to add more... Same with hair extensions, don't use that nasty shit. It doesn't makes you prettier, it only makes you even more fake.
[–]gtowerthrowaway28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, like she did it for him, and not for her own ego and showing off to other women.
[–]CursingWhileNursing15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the end, it is always about what other women think about them. Which is one reason why women just love to buy expensive stuff, only to let it rot in some cabinet. Because things like that expensive new handbag or those designer shoes will make them the star of their clique... for maybe a day or a week. Then the next woman shows up with the next novelty and the last expensive thing loses its brag factor and becomes uninteresting.
Which is also why a lot of women treat expensive tech like shit or don't understand why men would spend good money on that ugly backpack or that pocket knife. They simply don't understand the worth of longevity, durability and reliability. It has no brag factor, it should not be expensive.
[–]anonanyo27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When see takes your $300 and fucks other guys with it.
[–]TheRabbitTunnel19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
for him
Yeah, right.
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When she spends all your money and then complains that you don't have any money.
[–]JayJayEcks12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Done for him.
What a crock. That's horseshit of the purest quality. Women do it to get noticed...period.
Some pro-black afro chicken head thot, I did a solid for (fixed a gcfi and some edison outlets), asked me, after I was done, to not only not pay me, but to part with my own money to get her nails and hair done, and then we could, ha, go out.
I told her the only thing a man cares about is your body. And you to get a gym membership and use it, liberally, before you need anything else done. And boys, she had some whale blubber on her.
And I told her that's why black men love white women, the Caucasian women, at least know how to hit the gym. Black women are afraid of sweat, hard work, and actually having to get shit done under their own effort.
Of course she scoffed, paid me, and we stopped speaking...thankfully.
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait, she offered to be taken out by you? Instead of payment? That's not how it works! Has she never seen a porn?
[–]JayJayEcks1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I've taken intercourse sex once as payment.
And only once.
So yeah, there was this other time, and she had them lips, but never mind that time.
Ahem.
Right after my divorce and a long sexual drought. She was under 21, bubbly personality, bespectacled, nerdy, gorgeous, fuckable, and got thoroughly smashed and railed afterwards.
And even that was problematic, afterwards, as she tried to become a leech, (they always need money, don't they?) as I ghosted her, changed my number, etc. Apparently today, she's a college professor as a mutual friend of a friend tells me. So probably a full-blown loony lefty.
I now bill up front, if I do residential work, to see if sex is offered and bounce. Which is why I do so little of it. And I screen to see who's going to be home...man or woman.
Also, easiest way to tell a black woman you ain't interested is to just mention you prefer white girls, that turned her off pretty quick. I had a pic of me, my gunsmith, and his sister, told that's what I'm smashing.
No I'm not smashing the sister, either. But the picture works to ward off those sniffing around.
[–]BlackWinterShinigami8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You damn right, $300 to get your hair and nails done.....oh wait I'm MGTOW Monk, nevermind. Lol
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or more accurately, "when you blow up all the child support money on getting "yo nails done" and nobody notices"
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LOL!
[–]fuckthatshittoo1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There should be a fat pig cunt in that meme picture instead....
Herrr.... I mean, miss piggy, yeah....
[–]Jonlife1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
300.00? What is this, Thailand? You won't be spending anything less than 600.00 in a metropolitan American area
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage but true.
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