So... We just finished a lovely family vacation and over the span of 5 weeks I've found that of my 13 female relatives (who attended):

  • 4 have confessed to cheating
  • 2 have confessed to "almost" cheating
  • 9 have confessed to lying about their "numbers" and "experience"
  • Almost all of them bragged about their "body counts" my aunt confessed to the largest number at a whopping 73

I'm the only male who knows and I know because I'm pretty skilled at eaves dropping, I lived with two sisters growing up and they did everything they could to annoy me & get me in trouble, they now laugh about it and say cliche stuff like "that's what siblings are for, right? :)".

The only way to protect myself was to say ahead of them, snitch on them before they could snitch on me, get them in trouble before they could get me in trouble, etc, etc...

Anyway, that's a story for another day.

Back to the vacation, the lowest, saddest moment for me, a moment that really caused my heart to drop to the ground was when my I heard grandmother confessing to cheating on my grandfather after they got into an argument 60+ years ago.

And all the women started laughing and congratulating her and telling her she did the right thing by standing up for herself and not accepting his "bullshit".

She then went to brag about how she could get all the guys in her youth, then in the giddiest voice ever she says:

"And I did!"

During that multi-hour session, I heard them confess to everything from stupid mind games too bragging about how they "overcame" and "outsmarted" their SO's when they did something they didn't like, how they went out of their way to annoy them that day/week/month.

Another story was when I heard my aunt talk about how she almost "lost" my uncle after she hit his car with a bat, because he was yelling at her and went for the phone to call the police and apparently to stop him from dumping her / calling the cops on her she started to give him a blow job before he could call the police.

She then went on to talk about how she got him to forgive her by giving him multiple BJ's every day for several weeks, she threw in a pun about how it was a "jaw dropping experience" cue 15 mins of women laughing like idiots, "OMFG aunt xyz, you're so funny :)", "HAHAHA!!! :')".

The saddest part about this is that if I told anyone, no one would believe me, my "male" relatives are so cucked / BP that they would throw themselves in front of a bus if asked to by their SO and saying anything about women other than "worship them" is probably going to get me disowned.

This was a painful experience, a mind melting barrage of red-pills, it has caused me to loose all respect for women, related or otherwise.

My cousin got it the worst, his wife made him drop the equivalent of $15K+ on this trip, then on that same trip she kissed a random stranger and jerked him off because he was "cute", she got snitched on by her son and so swore up and down / promised it would never happen again, they're now going home / to therapy to "heal" and "re-couple".

Hey, anything for m'lady, right?