Cancelled a date to hangout with friends at our local bar. One issue I was discussing and we all laughed out loud about (a plate I have been seeing for 3 weeks I dont know her name) yeah we were laughing about it.
Table next to us 3 couples, a woman asks me whats so funny she also wants a laugh. I told her I am seeing this chick for 3 weeks and I dont even know her name. She says thats fucked up blah blah blah. I told her IDGAF, secondly there's lots of ass around and I get laid every night.
After a lot of laugh and pissed off husbands/boyfriends, they ask our waitress if I come here a lot. The waitress says yes, I ask my waitress "Hey baby girl have you ever seen me with the same woman twice" she confirms "nope"
After that the husbands moved the table and the woman were giving me "fuck me eyes in front of their husbands" One guy in particular later on bought me a beer and said "you are my true hero, can I have your number ?" LMAO
LPT: NEVER HIT ON YOUR BARTENDERS AND SERVERS, AND TIP THEM WELL. They can be your wingwoman and give you best service everytime. AKA dont shit where you eat/drink literally.
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