Another reason to go monk mode.

GenericBadGuyNumber3 · 2019-02-10T16:27:18+00:00

Holy fucking shit this is equal parts gross and terrifying.

And to answer your question /u/yeetocheetow , you'd have to pay for it if she does get preggers.

"Oh she did what? That's nice. Here's what you'll be paying for child support per month." - Judge, probably.

ECGMoney · 2019-02-10T15:57:59+00:00

This is why you always pour hot sauce in the condom and tie it off!

ivoryhawk · 2019-02-10T15:52:38+00:00

Holy moly this makes my palms sweat reading this shit.

Never dump the condom where they can get it damn

menlandedonthemoon · 2019-02-10T16:45:15+00:00

Jail would be worth breaking her jaw for that shit.

Lavendercrimson12 · 2019-02-10T18:20:30+00:00

Step 1: Blow hot load inside condom, inside sex object.

Step 2: Remove meat sword, whilst grasping sheath firmly about your hilt.

Step 3: Say something nice to sex object, and proceed to retreat to lavatory.

Step 4: Use sink to wash precious seed down drain. Rinse thoroughly, preferably with soap.

Step 5: Tie sheath closed, wrap in TP, dispose of in trash.

Step 6: Eat all the things.

SolidBadger9 · 2019-02-10T20:02:18+00:00

Always use condoms with spermicide. Bonus points for getting a vasectomy. More bonus points if you go full monk mode.

TheOriginalIRuleMe · 2019-02-10T19:50:02+00:00

This happens way more than you guys think it does. And every time the men were held liable for child support.

ginD4C · 2019-02-10T21:08:40+00:00

Men still have haven’t any autonomy in regards to birth outside of celibacy, vasectomy, or the latex balloon they handed to us in 1850. Even though fathers are just as responsible in conception they end up trapped to the whims of the agents of the state we call “mothers”. The father sits back in his entrapment to receive his ruling of extortion and separation, or the death of his very own flesh and blood. “Shuddup her body her choice!” It’s all so tiring. I’ll either abstain from the clownish antics that goes on about this entirely, or simply wait for the coming technological advances. We can rise above this in due time.

irishluckk · 2019-02-10T22:45:26+00:00

A lot of downvoted comments in this thread. It got locked as well.

IAmNuclearMan · 2019-02-10T23:33:06+00:00

The morning after pill, crushed and sprinkled over her morning omelet should do the trick.

OChinchinLordofDark · 2019-02-10T20:05:55+00:00

Rip.

Press F to pay respec

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-02-10T17:18:31+00:00

Remember, all women are like that. the nice ones just fake it convincingly.

The pregnancy trap is a woman's career, of course she'll do all she can to get pregnant.

Implausible-asset · 2019-02-10T19:42:51+00:00

If she gets pregnant, there is no defense for you. You are stuck with child support. Even if she admits doing it.
Always....always, ALWAYS leave the condom on, take it with you to the bathroom, wash it out, and throw it away (flushing it can back up the plumbing something awful).
Just get a vasectomy.

Verythrowawayvery · 2019-02-10T23:14:07+00:00

That's why you should always do it in her mouth and make her swallow. Be good, swallow, and make sure all those sperms become nutrients in your blood. So no child, ok? Children are annoying.

xdrunkagainx · 2019-02-10T23:59:17+00:00

Not my house I flush it.

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2019-02-11T08:58:33+00:00

Most condoms have a sperm killing substance inside.. Shouldn't be too much of an issue..

Title	Another reason to go monk mode.
Author	codenap
Upvotes	188
Comments	38
Date	February 10, 2019 3:46 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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