What did princess Peach say on her deathbed?

2017-12-28T18:56:03+00:00

I like it! Some mild MGTOW humor on a cold thursday.

based_meme · 2017-12-28T23:05:13+00:00

Plot twist: she's was never kidnapped and taken to another castle. She was a call girl taking calls to the different castles.

Mario has been the beta cuck all of this time.

skydragonwhore · 2017-12-28T23:38:08+00:00

It's been confirmed that Peach is Bowser Jr's mother. Honestly Mario is super redpill. The one time Peach starred in her own game, she had powers based off crying and temper tantrums to go search for her vibrator. I wish I was joking.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2017-12-28T21:04:28+00:00

I did not see that comming!

Beebs81 · 2017-12-28T23:53:46+00:00

I give this joke '5 x invincible stars'

I-am-the-lul · 2017-12-28T21:23:38+00:00

Corny but amusing none-the-less.

fuckyouredditcunts77 · 2017-12-28T23:22:08+00:00

MGTOW Mario doesn't give a fuck.

git_hur_done · 2017-12-28T23:13:37+00:00

Thats top notch

CorpulentLeprechaun · 2017-12-29T00:36:38+00:00

Well played.

dobby06 · 2017-12-29T00:57:01+00:00

Nice one.

WanderlustYouth · 2017-12-29T00:57:48+00:00

She was a cheep cheep whore, i'll tell ya

givecake · 2017-12-29T02:19:46+00:00

Mario doesn't actually want Peach though. He just wants the cash! He also loves bringing the entire galaxy under his boot heel. You think he needs all those stars/shines/moons?

He's a dragon, and he likes his hoard.

2017-12-29T04:07:43+00:00

Da dum tis!

Title	What did princess Peach say on her deathbed?
Author	pesmergareddit
Upvotes	251
Comments	23
Date	December 28, 2017 6:44 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7moh89/what_did_princess_peach_say_on_her_deathbed/
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