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[–]Paladin2903171 points172 points173 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Most definitely the guy who’s fucking her, nutting on her face, and making her call him daddy. Yup, that’s the winner.
[–]Y3rtsqu1rt33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah of course the cucktard who gets to be a stuffed animal feels he is really special he gets to lick all that chowder off (it's not SPECIAL, its dirty and unmanly). It's sick that a straight man would lick another man's cum off a used whore, it's like that whore has chowder from devil knows where.
[–]DarthSchadenfreude22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
LOL.
Cuck: Mmmmmmm man-chowder, with a few cottage cheese lumps of yeast infection, and just a pinch of menstrual fluid.
That cuck is 10X more pathetic than incels.
[–]Y3rtsqu1rt10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, and every once in awhile they'll be an eat-prey-love wide open slut that has some crabbies or crusty fishes from all her whore mongering travels. Hahaha.
[–]DarthSchadenfreude8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My response to those "eat pray love" women is the same as Trevor's in GTA5: "eat shit die".
[–]itdjentsbb 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brotein bro
[–]Sir_manalot10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Incorrect.
The girl wins.
Chad gets sex either way.
Beta Bob pays for her to be a failure genetically (party hard instead of pooping out kids).
[–]Billy_Sunsteel0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually no, they're all losers the girl, the daddy, and the cuddle buddie.
[–]stoopididoit68 points69 points70 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm gonna go with "her" she wins. Everyone else involved is pretty much a loser from where I'm sitting.
[–]John332918 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They are all losers in my opinion.
[–]stoopididoit10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fair point
[–]Red_pilledman51 points52 points53 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He wins CUCK of the year.
[–]Tercalerc29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his simp level?!"
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[–]Tercalerc15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!
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[–]Eidolon34365 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who hurt you?
[–]cypresstalker4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ghost napa!
[–]Upstream-moonbeam0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this guy serious? Ctfu. This is pathetic
[–]TheBattlingBastard19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What a goofy fuck haha. Some men will do anything thing for some pussy.
[–]Global_MGTOW13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Chad, Chad wins.
[–]hrm08946 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or tyrone
[–]rockorbe20028 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can cuddle with her all you want. Just make sure she wipes off that mangurt off her face.
[–]hello_my_friends12349 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Can’t be real
[–]newstart33857 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. No way..,.,it’s for social media likes/laughs
[–]Iceklimber0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For you, /u/J_St0rm, /u/1v1crown, /u/191john191 and others who question the legitimacy:
Look no further!
[–]1v1crown0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahaha
[–]MGMOWNow19788 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
<Facepalm>
[–]DarthSchadenfreude7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who wins?
The random, anonymous, unfindable Chad who gave a fake address and phone, and finally impregnates her and leaves this chump to foot the child support for her womb turd.
Oh, the chump wins sloppy seconds, untreatable gonorrhea, and her queefing the Chad's leftovers onto his face.
[–]Redpillx946 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
And your new cuck leader is........
[–]Emanresu_rouy_esoohc2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dirty Mack
Now we know why Mack is dirty . . .
[–]1v1crown2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tis a meme I'm sure.
[–]Teflon08192 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sniffs his girlfriend's cum-stained face
"Wow, your new perfume smells great!"
"Thanks. You'll be smelling it a lot from now on."
[–]JohnBravo99900 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The cucks love their used pussy! You just have a small penis so you don’t understand.
[–]J_St0rm1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never tell if tweets like this are being facetious or not...
[–]SomethinLikDis1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"daddy" wins
[–]BonelessSkinless1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guy that got to fuck her, nut IN her pussy, ass and face while she let him record it and call him daddy and go home and chill at his pad solo while this cuck still feels dribbles of cum in her hair while he cuddles. Foh
[–]AllureFX1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There must be some secret cuck factory out there just sending out these faggots
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao
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[–]michaelmb621 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Monk mode ftw
[–]T-I-N-M-A-N0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤯
[–]sentinel460 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not you that's for sure. Cuddle that come smelling mattress back all you want.
[–]DangZagnut0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me. The bull.
[–]treble-n-bass0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The girl wins. Cuck loses, and Chad loses because he catches whatever infestation that petri-dish of an open axe gash that cunt has to offer.
[–]Mephitus0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did, you're the one paying the prostitute for me. Thanks!
[–]SFM_20460 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me....I got the sex with no attachments or obligations....dumbass
[–]MarzMonkey0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like...if all I wanted to do was use her for a sex object...then I would still win. Cucks are sad.
[–]Docbear640 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's absolutely right, other men get to use her body up for their pleasure and he just gets to lay next to it when she's tired... what a champion . #RelationshipGoals
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure man, whatever helps you sleep at night.
[–]Rahburry0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
[–]FUDDUGANG0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cucked
[–]merchantofreddit0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m not nutting on her face, bitch. She’s swallowing
[–]MesaBoogeyMan0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guy that's quickly fucking her and doing what the fuck he wants with the rest of the day. With no responsibility whatsoever .
[–]Talkytalktalk0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol. Cucktastic!
[–]daniel133240 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The person who wins is really nobody. The guy gets meaningless sex, the cuck gets cucked. And the girl gets away with being a sociopath, which will only end in her being sad and alone.
[–]MGTOW-Balance0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
man this cuck shit needs to SERIOUSLY hit the fuckin' brakes!!!!
[–]squidracer 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like she won
[–]Blissbynature0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The man that's indifferent to that whole entire game is the one who wins. The MGTOW wins.
The guy who pissed in her mouth before these two schmucks started fighting over her...
[–]191john1910 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy is trolling
[–]rooster-one40 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who really wins, indeed.
[–]throwaway_ftb0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the biggest winner is the girl, always
[–]brother_dreadly0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What.
[–]grymmkvlt0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me because I'm not your fool friend or fucking your diseased ridden whore
[–]ashtrayhed0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Derpy mack ...uh..idiot
[–]toolate4redpill0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chad(or Tyrone) gets to leave after fucking her- he wins.
Charlie Sheen said it best, "You don't pay a hooker to fuck you, you pay her to leave after your done"
This is satire but give it 10-15 years and it'll be mainstream.
[–]ZcytheP1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Cuckhold.
More like: At the end of the day i get to deal with all her complaining and bullshit
[–]loosespacejunk1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
No need to analyse the case in every case of a man being with a woman, woman is always the winner.
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