According to the Norwegian military, this is what the elite soldiers of the future will look like

DangZagnut · 2018-07-22T14:51:02+00:00

I find it refreshing for diversity that Norway has decided to start a jobs program for trolls, instead of just hunting them down and turning them to stone.

Slaide · 2018-07-22T14:47:05+00:00

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Red_pilledman · 2018-07-22T15:13:17+00:00

The only “elite” thing she will do is give orders to soldiers while she’s sitting on a chair eating her potato chips.

sir_wankalot_here · 2018-07-22T14:38:05+00:00

This is what I am refering to: https://sputniknews.com/europe/201803221062784171-norway-army-women/

EDIT: Aaaand its already being downvoted, triggered someone I suppose, lol.

Lord_Teapot · 2018-07-22T15:48:15+00:00

she's an elite anti-hunger specialist, drop her off in Haiti and she'll feed a village for 3 weeks.

canadianholler · 2018-07-22T15:29:22+00:00

This is the united states marine corps.. I’m hoping i don’t get whooshed here..

thotgtfo · 2018-07-22T14:49:25+00:00

I'm surprised they have a uniform that can fit her. Probably wasted more tax payers' money just on her uniform alone.

Million-Suns · 2018-07-22T15:39:19+00:00

As long as she's pulling her weight...literally.

2018-07-22T14:45:22+00:00

Made for pullups

veasel79 · 2018-07-22T15:13:28+00:00

Defending her country through seconds and thirds at the mess hall..

steve34654 · 2018-07-22T18:52:21+00:00

I'd have zero problems with women in the military if they were held to the same standards as men.

Unfortunately they aren't.

(1) The physical requirements are all lowered for women. They don't have meet the same strength/endurance standards that men do. Say you get wounded in battle but Suzy was only required to carry 50lbs in boot camp instead of 160lbs like the men, so she sure as hell can't carry your ass to safety...

(2) A big part of being in the military is learning to work as a unit and they do that by forcing conformity and getting you to group-think rather than think as an individual. Women get a pussy pass on that as well since they stay in their own "safe space" women's side of the camp and they get to have their hair as long as they want, unlike the crew-cuts that men have to get.

realChebz · 2018-07-22T16:30:42+00:00

She would still kick your ass

-cuck

alex_d_2016 · 2018-07-22T15:42:24+00:00

does she have a desk job or does she eat tonnes of earth to make trenches ?

laptopdragon · 2018-07-22T15:43:26+00:00

According to that portrayal of "elite", I wonder how long they will be able to defend against the amount of snacks and candy traps?

the enemy simply needs to open up a "Free Cookies" stand, and they will all stampede to certain doom. Or cause an earthquake in the attempt.

sanjeevpalakala · 2018-07-22T15:45:01+00:00

I feel very safe now . .. ... .... That norway will never invade my country

Coluphid · 2018-07-22T16:02:49+00:00

Pretty sure that chick is either in the CAF or US Marines.

ollupoiss · 2018-07-22T17:19:06+00:00

This is your defense when the Russians come knocking. Amazing

rooster-one4 · 2018-07-22T16:54:11+00:00

At least military uniforms are built like a rugby jersey, and the stitching holding the buttons on is strong enough to tow a small car, or those buttons holding the blouse together would cause kinetic damage.

CarpetRacer · 2018-07-22T18:30:59+00:00

I believe she's American; don't know many Norwegians named McBryde; she's wearing US marpat desert, looks like US style boots, etc.

Still, not any better really.

Mapispema-ta · 2018-07-22T16:03:32+00:00

Those are the tanks op not the soldiers.

2018-07-22T16:04:16+00:00

It would be a shame if the U.S left NATO lol

cobaltcolander · 2018-07-22T16:11:52+00:00

Is sheets of paper her speciality weapon? Even if you want to inflict death by a thousand papercuts, you need some agility.

redsfan277 · 2018-07-22T16:26:15+00:00

Nowadays as long as you have a team of 30+ people who can setup a bomb thats all you need for total annihilation.

Everything else is on the payroll for show...so i guess thats why militarys dont worry about it but yeah once those 30 or so people/Engineers become less and less skilled to not be able to used those weapons it will go to shit

2018-07-22T19:32:42+00:00

Pretty sure that is a US Marine. The desert digital cammies along with the Lance Corporal sign in the background kind of give it away. The usmc generally got the fattest, sluttiest, and ugliest women by far in the armed forces just like the wildebeest in the pic above.

UnHappyBug · 2018-07-22T15:48:09+00:00

i'd hit that

FlexyPirate · 2018-07-22T16:13:45+00:00

She's thick though

2018-07-22T16:29:47+00:00

The result of America protecting europe.

FatKnob · 2018-07-22T16:32:19+00:00

I think she ate the assault course!

ocaptainmyadversary · 2018-07-22T16:33:35+00:00

So long as she can waddle a twenty minute mile...

2018-07-22T16:48:26+00:00

I'm convinced a lot of NATO member countries are just banking on the US protecting them at this point.

NoThirst · 2018-07-22T17:04:41+00:00

...maybe if you catapult it at the enemy...probably banned by the Geneva convention tho.

darlox · 2018-07-22T17:25:05+00:00

Bumbles bounce!

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2018-07-22T18:11:29+00:00

I can literally see her gunt. Disgusting.

2018-07-22T19:05:11+00:00

If she becomes an officer through quota/diversity/affirmative action/equality remember Rule #1: " Never outshine the master."

manifesto18 · 2018-07-22T19:10:45+00:00

Dat ass tho

2018-07-22T19:16:18+00:00

She has an "this latte isn't made right I wanna speak to your manager look" where she will no doubt yell about not getting an extra 4 pumps of salted caramel syrup while griping something about defendin yuh freedumbs.

SupremeAuthority · 2018-07-22T19:29:44+00:00

So what natural resources does Norway have? Asking for a friend.

XteveMcQueen · 2018-07-22T19:31:55+00:00

Go strong independent women...straight to the buffet apparently.

KaitouNala · 2018-07-22T19:46:46+00:00

checks with american military standards too.

thecherry94 · 2018-07-22T20:10:20+00:00

The idiocracy is real and we have 1st row seats, gentlemen.

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-07-22T20:15:28+00:00

God forbid she should ever actually have to enter combat, because I suspect she's got about 5 minutes worth of endurance for any physical activity...

Alex_is_still_kickin · 2018-07-22T20:17:29+00:00

Bullets are sexist!

rockorbe2002 · 2018-07-22T20:53:57+00:00

Too bad modern militaries don't use catapults. They could use her to knock down walls.

jew_throwaway9 · 2018-07-22T21:20:05+00:00

"hi, may i speak to your ~~manager~~ lieutenant"

Sam25__ · 2018-07-22T21:38:02+00:00

Thicc

cleats4u · 2018-07-22T23:01:22+00:00

One thing for certain, the enemy won't try to have sex with her.

Tysk_Kille · 2018-07-22T23:08:24+00:00

No more tanks required

TheFireStarter555 · 2018-07-22T23:37:38+00:00

Fuck them, if they are weak theu deserve to perish.

Title	According to the Norwegian military, this is what the elite soldiers of the future will look like
Author	husker_417
Upvotes	246
Comments	106
Date	July 22, 2018 2:37 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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