Today I was at the bar when a cougar took notice to me. I'm just there for a drink and to hang out with a friend before he leaves for Italy.

The entire time, we both notice how this woman would glance at us.

Time passes and she "falls" on me while trying to do a shot on pool. She apologizes and asks for some tips (she was really bad). I give her a few pointers and then go back to ignoring her and her friend.

My friend asks me why I'm shy and why I don't peruse him. I tell him that I have higher standards.

Here's where it gets interesting.

He doesn't believe me so I get up, smile, walk up to her and tell her that her game has gotten better (it hasn't), we're about to leave (true), and I wish her luck but since I'm leaving and I gave her some solid advice, I deserve a hug.

She complies and gives me a hug. I notice that she feels me up. This is where it becomes super easy as I've demonstrated that I don't care, have fear and Kino her. I go "actually, I should get a kiss". She pecks me on the cheek. I look at her like she's an idiot and tell her that I'm not grandma. On the lips.

She's hesitant because she's obviously married (huge ring the size of a small boulder) and catholic (diamond cross hanging over her tits) but complies anyway and gets a kiss which I gradually deepen till its a French kiss.

This goes on in front of the whole bar and I even get a few whistles and cheers.

I wink and tell her we're going to go. She has this glazed look and spends the next five minutes trying to get me to stay or go home with her.

I don't care or want to as my point was made and picking up drunk horny cougars isn't even a challenge.

Here's where I get triggered. I leave with my friend. He's amazed and telling me that I should hit that. I tell him just because I can doesn't mean I should.

Cougar comes running behind me begging for me to stay and starts to make out with me again, gripping me and pleading with every excuse she has.

Even though I'm leaving, I didn't do anything more than make out with her, and she ran after me, I get this random waitress running after me to make sure that her friend is ok.

Cougar has never been at this bar before so I know that this is bullshit. While talking to waitress about how I'm leaving WITHOUT the cougar THAT CHASED AFTER ME, I notice a group of white knights look to make way to us in case there's a "problem".

Cougars wet panties come to the rescue and tells the waitress that she's fine. Had she wanted to, I would have had to explain myself.

The reverse, drunk guy getting hit on, never warrants help but this scenario where I was in the wrong could have gone so badly had cougar not stepped up. All because I followed the clear path and made out with her in front of the bar.

As a thank you, I made out with her like it was D Day. I could have easily escalated (she started to 'feel guilt and a need to pray') which kinda turned me on and wanted to actually fuck her, but I meant it when I said I was not interested and left.

My friend told me that I should go back and fuck her and I told him to get better standards.

But holy shit am I pissed off at the double standards and the amount of white knights out there. Is this growing or just me?

Tl;Dr: Made out with a cougar at a bar. Because alcohol was involved waitress and white knights thought it was non consensual.