I've seen a few posts lately by freshly single guys (awesome, well done lads) who invariably mention the above issues as being of concern to them (again: awesome, keep using your brain and stay safe out there).

I thought I would share my bullet proof, no fail method for dumping a woman in the safest manner possible. I hope it helps a few of you, it's very easy.

How to safely dump her

Essentially, you don't. instead fake a drop in your own value. Loss of your job/demotion, an injury/sickness, depression etc.

Women will bail very quickly once they sense you're in a weakened state and boom: problem solved. I've employed this tactic myself to remakable efficiency, ime it does not take long at all.

Good luck out there guys much love

edit - some fuckin golden tips in these comments