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[–]DangZagnut82 points83 points84 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I've never met a woman who could ever make a damn sandwich anyway, she's have to go to Subway or some other shitty place.
[–]twosidestoeverycoin45 points46 points47 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sucks to be you. My high school GF could make the best damn sandwiches ever. Then again she did work in Subway for a good couple of years. Could be still there for all I know laughs out loud
[–]nosoupforyou16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did she go to school for a gender studies degree after high school? Then probably so.
[–]WhistlingAlong 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still is there for all your know :)
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[–]DangZagnut4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am a sandwich expert.
[–]Chadattack10 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lack of effort. No serious excuse for not knowing how to make 5-6 basic foods at least...As for sandwich it's barelly cooking lol. Easy af to put together
[–]I-am-the-lul2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even being able to make a sandwich is almost as pathetic as not being able to make toast, you would have to be like a clinical idiot to fail in that basic task.
[–]HaywoodJablomie40 points41 points42 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of a shitty LPT: if a girl comes at you with a knife, run to the kitchen and grab two slices of bread, then her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.
[–]XRBislife6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its shitty because women are trash at food prep
[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WARNING: Do not attempt this on any woman born during the Baby-Boomer era or later.
[–]Sol_Install22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He's sexist and I'm trying to be witty.
Just do the sex reverse on women and they lose their shit.
"Take care of me."
"GET A BETTER JOB. HELL GET TWO JOBS."
"A REAL MAN is supposed to..."
"That's SEXIST! My body, my choice."
[–]CreativePepper917 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A substitute that works just as well "My money, my choice."
[–]UnKnownSurviving2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hhmm. Taking this shit to use.
[–]T000000916 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My mother, who is a very very old lady stayed with me for a few weeks last year and EVERY DAY she got up before me and made me a sandwich to take to work for lunch. When I got home dinner was made, and she cleaned the house too, which pissed me off because she moved things around out of their spot, but that is a minor beef.
NOT ONCE in my entire life has any broad I dated done that, the two dames I married didn't do it either, so as far as I'm concerned that's the standard and none of these common whores walking the streets today can meet it so they are not worth my time.
[–]oirectine0015 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Do men actually say this or are women just living in delusional exaggerated trope sitcom land again?
[–]Mini_Bot7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Only in online games when some girl is playing like shit. But at that point they'll attack anything about you to piss you off. Women are just too narcissistic to notice that and think it only happens them and not Asians, blacks, gays, and whatever other descriptor someone can have.
[–]oirectine002 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And in that case it's just trash talk, which is part of the experience.
[–]elkeryos0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. This and "tits and gtfo" are just things that men tend to say to AW and to women that are just lagging behind or a burden, or at worst a joke just like the thousands of jokes about men. But most of the time, this or "tits or GTFO" are things usually said when a girl is trying to "girli-fy" herself too much for absolutely no purpose at all. PARTICULARLY when there is no vocal chat involved; which is the only thing that could "give away" a woman against her will.
That and trolling now, of course.
Also, someone else said, men trash-talk each other constantly. If you want to be "one of the guys", get used to it already.
[–]CreativePepper92 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Good question. I've never heard it. Same with the thing about guys blaming the rape victim, I've never heard anyone say "Well what was she wearing?"
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[–]elkeryos1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
careful, black humor will get you in jail nowadays
[–]squidracer 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I say shit like this
[–]JohnnySkidmarx0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This ain’t Three’s Company mutha flicka!
[–]ConstantChinner10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha 199 votes.
[–]WanhapXwise 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anna is one living proof that women will never be funny nor witty.
[–]WolfgangBreitweit 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The revenge of the sandwich.
[–]laptopdragon2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
not only does she NOT know how to make a sandwich, but she cannot even create her own retort for "make me a sammich".
[–]fabio_salvatore1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A woman's comeback should be "do you want ketchup with that? :)
[–]GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best comeback really would be to make a sandwich, a good one at that. That would make him shut up since the average woman these days can't cook for shit.
When I got with my GF we would wake up and fuck well after midnight (we were young and didn't need much sleep). And she would make us hot sandwiches after we were done. With melting cheese, tomato and sausage. It was her idea. Because who doesn't like a good sandwich? Always made me think of this meme.
[–]DanThe__Man0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how they act like they are making breakthroughs in science so thats why they dont make sandwiches. You women are doing shit.
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