Nowhere to go.

No one to see.

No in-laws or relatives I have to see every major holiday.

No one being so concerned how I havent bought my bitch a 2k ring yet and wasting 10k on a day that is only made for women.

No one prying into my sexual habits by asking when im going to have children.

No snot nose assholes putting their disgusting hands all over the food.

No phony social gatherings.

No wife.

No kids.

No problems.