How to respond to "I'm old enough to be your mother"?

stat1490 · 2018-11-07T23:00:21+00:00

I'm young enough to make you feel 20 again

mrpoopistan · 2018-11-07T23:49:58+00:00

When you're at a loss for an answer, cocky smirk is always the answer. Maybe an eyebrow raise or a head tilt for extra effect.

Memeandmesomemore · 2018-11-08T04:02:34+00:00

You should have agreed with her then gone and found someone your own age or younger.

Maybe it's my age, I used to like older women, but now I'm 49 - the very thought of an older woman makes my blood run cold

AMHash77 · 2018-11-07T23:00:22+00:00

"I guess this means you wont be calling me daddy later tonight"

friendandadvisor · 2018-11-08T17:25:02+00:00

Actually, saying "I like older women" ought to cover it.

This one chick that I worked with in a restaurant, a MILF, early 40s, was my semi-bud, so we could confide, etc... One day, this 19 year old asked her out. He wasn't overly handsome, but, pleasant looking. She came back and told me, and said that she told him "I'm old enough to be your mother", and that he replied "That's OK-I like older women". She then said to me "Wasn't that cute??"

To me, I thought that it was stupid, and perhaps insulting, as I thought that it highlighted her age. She thought it was 'cute'.

UnbreakableFrame · 2018-11-07T23:51:59+00:00

Yeah and I'm a bad mother fucker.

eccentricrealist · 2018-11-08T03:19:06+00:00

You ever hear about Oedipus? 🤔

Dark_Djinn85 · 2018-11-08T06:30:30+00:00

"Oh you mean like a milf?"

cenie · 2018-11-07T23:01:30+00:00

"I'm a momma's boy."

Lambdal7 · 2018-11-08T07:36:19+00:00

Will you teach me about life and share your experience with me?:)

BubblePomelo · 2018-11-07T23:13:34+00:00

I get along real good with ma mum.

Charlie_007 · 2018-11-08T02:14:04+00:00

Ya. A mother I’d like to f*ck

Lmao

menial_optimist · 2018-11-08T11:39:53+00:00

respond with: "fuck you nigga"

GrimTRP · 2018-11-08T00:30:53+00:00

"Ok Mommy, wink"

OfficerWade · 2018-11-08T01:43:29+00:00

“I like it when you call me baby”

Bruchibre · 2018-11-08T02:35:24+00:00

"thanks I already have one"

"we are just two adults"

How old are you? How much older is she / are they ? From +16 onwards yes they could be.

Title	How to respond to "I'm old enough to be your mother"?
Author	MissingQuark
Upvotes	9
Comments	21
Date	November 7, 2018 10:56 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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