Summary: Picked up waitress who was ticked off about tips.

This happened to me yesterday, had to write it out while it’s still fresh.

Story:

Okay, so yesterday I decide to call in an order at one of my favorite restaurants for pickup.

When I get there and step inside, I overhear the waitress at the counter (HB7) complaining to her colleague about "why is she going to text someone that doesn't even tip?!" Me being the naturally curious person I am and wanting to practice some small talk, I ask her what's going on as I give her my name and order info. As she's getting it ready, she tells me how she just got done serving a table of guys and how one of them left his number on the tab, but didn’t tip her anything. "Why would I bother to text a jerk that can't even leave a tip?" she says.

If any of you are wondering how she said this, let me be clear. It wasn't a "Oh what a hot alpha douchebag that guy is for not leaving me a tip.” blushes; No, it was a "I'm underpaid as is and need all that I can get. I'm definitely not bothering to text an asshat that can't tip properly.” annoyed look

Now, I know that asshole game/IDGAF attitude can be useful when it comes to picking up women, but as men we should know where to draw the line on that shit. Whenever someone serves you food and waits your table, leave them a tip. It's the polite thing to do.

Anyways, after she gets done packaging my order she hands me the tab. I fill it out and make sure to tip her, because I also decide to write my number on the receipt. As I slide it back to her I look her in the eyes and give my best sexy smirk (been told by women that it's one of my major turn-ons) and tell her to text me sometime. She casts her eyes down and smiles while saying thank you.

I walk out, hop in my car, and head back home. About 3 hours later, I get a text from her.

Her: Thanx for the tip ;)

Me: Are you off work?

Her: Yeah I just got out.

Me: Here’s another tip: wear nice panties when you come over for dinner tonight.

She came over, I cooked an awesome dinner, and I found out that she did indeed wear nice panties.

(As an aside, this strategy normally wouldn’t have worked for me since I share an apartment with a roommate while I attend University. Thankfully, he had left on a trip with friends for the weekend yesterday afternoon.)

Lessons learned:

Guys, make sure you tip your waiters and waitresses. Especially if you're going to try and pick them up.

Cultivate your sexy smirk; it’s power cannot be underestimated.

Also, bonus points for anyone that can catch a women in a heightened state of arousal like that, be it anger, love, happiness, etc. It will help cement your actions and face in her mind.