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[–]AllUpInYoGirl43 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
great caption haha. accurate tho
[–]DWShimoda27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Nah. Meghan serves a solid positive purpose for the "Royal" family -- since she's too old/used up to pop out any kids, Harry's bastard-cadet-branch comes to an end with him/her (even if he goes and impregnates some other chick on the side, any resulting kids will NOT be "legitimate") -- the last thing the Queen wants is for Meghan to die (at least at this point in time).
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Never thought of it this way. Anything is still possible before she turns 40 tho. Watch out for the next 12 months. My guess is it'll be a race to get preggers for her.
[–]DM_Waveform4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They always have the option of dosing her with contraceptives for the next few years.
[–]bongohai8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Insightful
[–]darthxaim7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
People keep throwing around statements saying Harry is illegitimate. Is this like an open secret?
[–]Paladin290311 points12 points13 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Prince Charles never loved Princess Diana. It was strictly an arranged marriage. He loved Camilla Parker Bowles.
Diana knew this, and she hated him for this. She also hated the restrictions and essential slavery that came with being a “royal wife.” She described all the royals as “evil,” and “not human.”
Charles openly screwed around on her. As a result, she openly screwed around on him (which is the reason she was killed). One of the men she screwed around on him with was James Hewitt.
Hewitt looks damn near identical to Harry.
[–]t353tfb5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Google a photo of prince Harry and his father major James Hewitt and make your own mind up. Harry's mother was fucking Hewitt to everyone's knowledge.
[–]DWShimoda3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Duh.
[–]tankriderr2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah he is most likely the love child of Diana and James Hewitt.. Diana confirmed that she had an affair with Hewitt
https://goo.gl/images/7Ku3pp
[–]throwaway_ftb4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
she will definitely pop out a child, no matter what it takes. she's only 36 anyways so she has a few years left.
[–]DWShimoda-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
she's only 36
You actually believe that? Hmmm...
[–]-Fender-3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In vitro fertilization. Even if it's a terrible idea for the child's development, a woman with baby rabies doesn't give a shit.
We'll see what happens. Crushing birth control pills in her drinks is a good option.
[–]DWShimoda-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What makes you think her uterus is even still viable? Much less that she has baby rabies?
Personally I think she just wanted a "Royal" wedding and shit.
[–]-Fender-0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Entirely possible. Hence why I said that we'll just have to see what happens. If she has baby rabies, then she'll probably succeed at becoming pregnant. If she doesn't, then she won't. I basically don't know anything about her, so I can't comment any further than this.
[–]DM_Waveform4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wow, you're right! Though I'm sure the royals have the results of Harry's DNA tests stored in a safe somewhere, this is a less embarrassing way to make sure he doesn't form any legitimate branch of the family tree.
[–]DimoneFreehold2031 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Plane crash?
[–]RadicalAsceticMonk23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your Majesty, I know of a certain mercenary, the Masketta Man who can crash her plane...
WITH NO SURVIVORS!
[–]LJHova29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage. I laughed so hard. Queen is hardcore. Meagan will have to learn or go bye-bye.
[–]DangZagnut17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lime green was a bold choice, always good to see a fashion risk payoff.
[–]SLeePyBoi133715 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She is Queen of the Limeys.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wore a similar color during prince William's wedding, so I doubt there is anything symbolic about it, at least nothing that I know of.
[–]aaaGreg9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is hilarious 😂
[–]VinnieMatch698 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
lol Queen mum knows the bride's a whore.
Just like diana
[–]spicy_goodness_meme6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Diana'd
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[–]DogsOfParadise0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't watch TV or browse Facebook so I too wouldn't know if it wasn't from these memes posted here. Thanks for bringing the internet godsip here guys.
[–]11SOCK7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can we stop posting royal wedding bullshit, this same post is on the front page twice now.
[–]silver-in-a-cloud1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
loooooooooooooooool
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let the Game of Thrones begin.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Nothing a quick text message to Vlad can't sort out.
FWIW, I don't think Diana was actually murdered. You can't murder the mother of the future King, and the Royal family really doesn't have that kind of power at its disposal.
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[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sure, yes. I don't see how they would have actually been able to pull it off.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are a multi trillionaire family at the apex of the elite hierarchy, I am sure they have the strings they need to make things happen the way they want them to.
[–]DWShimoda1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A quick phone call to the Clintons.
[–]quckquackduck0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude. They can remove the prime minister whenever the queen feels like it.
They are essentially still a monarchy hiding as a democracy.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
twat envy
[–]waylonmercyddt0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meghan will be diana’d once she finds out about Jimmy Saville and pedogate.
[–]ThatDamnRusski0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Manure explosion, then.
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