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[–]The__Tren__Train 35 points36 points37 points 10 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
in 4-5 years, she'll move to a small quiet town in the Midwest.
she will wear a long dress to church, and meet a nice young man who is searching for a virtuous woman to marry and make a family with.
she will tell this young man that she has been saving herself all of her life for the man she would one day marry.
and he will never know.
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[–]Dr_Shakalu22 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But everyone deserves to know. It's up to him whether he will try to find out.
[–]The__Tren__Train 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
uh oh.. one snuck in from TwoHamsters (:
[–]oxicide 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If not just trolling this is a really fucked viewpoint. One thing I hate most in this world is the deception, I realize I can't change it but I refuse to support it.
[–]The__Tren__Train 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
well..
if we are being honest, the nature of woman is, by definition, deception.
High heels to make her look taller, makeup to completely alter her facial appearance and cover blemishes and scars, form-fitting and padded clothing to give a more shapely appearance, plastic surgery, botox, etc.. etc..
you think you caught a 9, but she's actually a 3, and if you feel ripped off, you're an asshole for having standards.
and then there's the whole infidelity, rationalization, lying about the past, etc.. etc..
[–]oxicide 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't disagree here, the part that I have issue with is actively wishing this deception on some poor guy that's just trying to do "the right thing".
[–]monsieurhire2 58 points59 points60 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She's not a whore.
Whores get paid.
[–]1jb_trp 14 points15 points16 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There are a lot of ways to have fun with these shit tests:
"I'm not a whore you know"
"You're not a whore. Whores get paid."
"That's too bad. I like whores."
OPs answer was good too (in the context of their interaction). At the end of the day one of the easiest ways to pass a shit test is to completely ignore whatever shit sandwich they're trying to feed you. The less you care, the sexier you become.
[–]Dr_Shakalu22 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's so fucked up, but so on point.
[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 26 points27 points28 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Most important takeaway: Cindy shaves
[–]Harry_Teak 18 points19 points20 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cindy also seems to have the ability to take a near-professional quality picture of her own snatch with a cell phone in the washroom of a restaurant.
Now that's talent.
[–]Endorsed Contributorredpillbanana 14 points15 points16 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fake.
Google image search shows that this came from pussyselfshots.tumblr.com.
[–]emptyvisionaries 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Genuinely enjoyed your response; mine would have been something incredibly similar.
Great field report.
[–]WhySoRuff 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That is one pretty fuckin pussy.
[–]MakeEmSayAyy 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh my god oneitis out the ass over here
[–]TheLastCrucible 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This reads just like my dealings with a plate I had...
[–]Dustin_Bromain 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lookie here folks! The new and improved Skankatron 5000 is here and is on sale! Get yours today and you'll be happier than a pea in a pod!
[–]FearDearg2015 -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
No way do I buy that that picture was taken in the context you described
[–]optimumone 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
we all know it was not -- this is the internet. its justnot worth our time arguing over it.
[–]aaadiikaaa4 points 10 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
nobody cares what you think
[–]Luckyluke23 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
because I know she's a whore and rightly treat her like one.
so what you are saying is, she KNOWS she is a whore deep down, but her husband didn't treat her like one so she got a divorce from him and now fucks you on the reg because you treat her like the way she wants to be treated?
edit: > Wanting to make up for her previous misbehaviour, but most importantly relishing in being submissive.
so with you folding good frame, she bounces back and feels bad so she has to " make it up to you?"
( if i am right and these things, not sure i am. Pretty sure you just broke my reality)
OP I gotta say the way you wrote this was funny as hell and entertaining to read. You're a really good writer and have a creative streak in you. (fag)
[–]1Soarinc 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude your writing skills are AWESOME like you're a master story-teller who is moonlighting on reddit, lol. Great post and extremely good weaving her specifics into the larger narrative. It's funny as hell when I find well written stuff posted on the internet by intelligent guys -- it's refreshing after a long binge-reading into youtube comments section where I sadly spend too much time arguing for God knows what reason, haha!
They'd been persistent enough that they'd managed to drive a little shard of reality into her hamster cage.
This part specifically!!! I imagined a hamster acting all terrified because there is a sharp piece of glass on the corner of his cage next to his wheel that he faces his back towards then hops on his hamster wheel and runs faster than an amish meth-head chasing after a runaway horse carriage!
[–]IncineratingJuice 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is it even OC/from the OP? Do a reverse image search of it.
[–]Eugenics2015 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
terrible. OP is an virgin. Rescinding my upvote.
[–]WhySoRuff 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You obviously like pastrami sandwiches as well.
[–]Eugenics2015 -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A lil bit bro. It has to be interesting looking.
I'm weird like that.
[–]WhySoRuff 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hear you. But it looks so tight and neat... i just wanna pound it until it looks like the kind of pussy you prefer.
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