I've been in many relationships but I would say this was my first hot/cold one. I recognized the hot/cold thing instantly from listening to Loveline for 10 years back in the day (Carolla era).

I was planning to break it off for a while, we've been down the "almost breaking up" road I would say, 6 times now. We've been together 2 yrs. This time, I lost my iPhone temporarily when we were out this weekend. We got in a fight about it, I yelled at her about something and she decided I should move out.

I consider it a free ticket. I have the disadvantage of not taking as much time as I want to move, but I also avoid that horrible fucking feeling of breaking up with a girl. I think I'll take that trade. Feel like it's time to focus on myself.

No real question, just wanted to share cause I found it funny. MGTOW!